Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Well that's a load of c-rap.
misspulkadot24 17
Classy. Is it really that hard to say it (NOT sing it) one on one? Seems like people are getting more and more juvenile.
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Comments (126)
kishuu_fml 1
Love the way you cry o.o
samanthasalameh 3
Funny, this one was used a couple of hours ago. How original.
TheLadyOpal 30
I think it's the same FML, actually. Just got edited to be less wordy.
tacostacos 2
He black ain't he?
Alecksander 4
Wasn't this worded differently earlier?