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she beat your easter? that sounds like assault...

#9 A wild octothorpe has appeared.

A nice and elegant pair of b**bs. I appreciate it

Because Easter is a proper time to enjoy the smell of yellow crap

56, no..

On another note, I like how 1 cut out her face to put her boobs in there.

Yellow and smells like fish? You lucked out.

Uh oh, You might have started a paintball vs airsoft discussion lol.

Please don't. There's enough comparing of e-dicks on the Internet as it is.

So you stick to air soft so dogs won't eat your paintballs. Hmmmm, that's a good reason... I guess.

Well I'm sure fish bi-product is healthier for the dog than air soft pelts... So no he was better off with paintballs

Except the dog may not have been compelled to eat them because they don't smell like fish.

There goes 30 - 60$..... That fish bi-product is some fancy shit I guess.

Why not play both!?!? I love the fast pace and thrill of paintball, but I also love the aspect of airsoft where you are geared out in full camo and can choose from several types of weapons. One thing I hate about both, my face masks are always clouding up. And Paintballs straight to the fingers, It hurts so bad. Top of the head doesn't feel too nice either :/

I prefer firearms, there's nothing like the smell of freshly combusted gunpowder!

73, the 4 D's. Dodge, Duck, Dive, and Dodge.

79 I believe it's 5 D's, dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge. And once again I seem to be thinking of Patches....

*by-product

Yep, definitely 5 Ds. RIP Patches you will be sorely missed.

Yeah, airsoft and paintball is fun and stuff...I prefer using real firearms myself.

116 - Sadly that isn't an option for all of us, hence why we play airsoft/paintball. Also, we can shoot our friends and not get in trouble, which is pretty neat too.

The son wasn't at fault here.

*insert witty comment he-* *punched in the face* NO!

And there's something crappy about this one...

More like yours, 31.

and since he isn't this gives you great prank opportunities, and it'd be the first burning yellow dog poop!

~Of course not, silly! He obviously went to the phonebook, found a paintball shop, bought some paintballs and ate them! Of course dogs don't just stumble onto random items which look good to eat then chew them up! Absurd, I tell you!~

Yup to bad they'll watch it burn in black and white..

Dogs don't see in black and white, they just don't see as many colors as we do.

I was thinking yellow Poo-dle

Has to be one of the most genius comments I've seen on this site Pleonasm.

You haven't been here long, have you?

Apparently not. Not meaning to bash on someone who was nice enough to write their appreciation to me, but it wasn't really much on my part. A simple word play. If you stay tuned you'll see some really amazing stuff, usually a thread where a lot of people have worked a situation together to make an immense read.

Or a yellow shit-zu.

Great colourful fertilizer for collie-flowers?

They were highlighted for convenience.