Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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DocBastard 40
Well that's a load of c-rap.
misspulkadot24 17
Classy. Is it really that hard to say it (NOT sing it) one on one? Seems like people are getting more and more juvenile.
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Comments (126)
JBsGirlee 7
Hold on, I guess I don't understand how this works but this used to be worded differently like 20 minutes ago, I guess they fixed it? I didn't see anything wrong with it
claira555 5
Someone is stealing from Reddit again... Shame on you
one11oh 2
Well.. Was the rap good?
Xx_Benny73_xX 12
Your ex sounds like someone who's into rap.. rap sucks..
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
You're entitled to your own opinion, yes, but if he sang it in, say, a classic rock style, would that make it any better?
babybax 6
Was it a clever rap?
Lucia_Malpense 14
Is it my imagination, or is this FML different then how it was two hours ago?
P1P_BOY 6
Mr slim shady is indeed very shady!
cpucooler 4
You, you got what I neeeeed, but you say he's just a friend...
vcapelo 19
Is it just me or has this FML been changed?
yupitssoph 18
I noticed that too
XxskyelovexX 13
Wow what a ****. You can do better. If he ever asks you out you should rap a rejection lol