Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
You should shut him up with some free-style slapping.
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ifuckmonsters
| 5
At least he was classy about it.
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
You should shut him up with some free-style slapping.
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laxbro182
| 1
That's ridiculous! He has no right to slap him just because the boyfriend broke up with her. She probably deserved it
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
What's more ridiculous is taking a joke like that seriously. ;)
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laxbro182
| 1
Touché! I concede my loss to you
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Heeeerroin
| 5
26, that's the most mature come back I've seen on here.
I applaud you.
I applaud you.
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unitedfan11
| 0
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I'M DUMPING YOU
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I'M DUMPING YOU
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graham11
| 14
It would be cute if he had written a rap song to ask you out, but a break up song is just fucking weird and creepy..
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upsidedownfrownn
| 5
Nice one haha!
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missamazinggg
| 12
Sounds like something Lonely Island would do
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farnsworth
| 3
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uniongirl02
| 0
Did 106's comment make any sense to anyone?
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THEKAISER
| 4
It made sense to me
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lerouxmaster
| 7
Nothing ever makes sense to me.
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doubleea
| 3
Yo, yeah, you're single. Peace.
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Evan2297
| 0
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm so glad
I got over you
Violets are blue
I'm so glad
I got over you
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graham11
| 14
112- it's from the show futurama:) It's freaking hilarious!
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VoteForTaco
| 8
Lol @106
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ShadesOfBlue5
| 9
This reminds me of the FML "Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via the medium of interpretative dance".
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Eiregal2
| 10
143 nice :-)
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theaws0m3guy
| 4
Dump his ass!! Oh wait...
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jashby
| 4
# 80 he didn't write it he free styled it. Which means he just made it up right on the spot which is not creepy. It's fucking boss
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HannahThunder
| 4
same person?
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lil_miss_katii
| 7
is he at least a good rapper?
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buck33
| 14
Ha I'm with 23!
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| 1
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ifuckmonsters
| 5
At least he was classy about it.
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freddyisepic
| 2
At least it wasn't through a text
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Truth_Nazi
| 0
What's classy about rap? Have you heard the lyrics?
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jablome
| 6
19 - Are you a little slow or were you born without the ability to detect sarcasm?
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
19- That's entirely a matter of opinion. Maybe down in Indy that's how people do things.
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ifuckmonsters
| 5
19- I'm almost positive you don't have the ability to understand the oh-so-sophisticated language of sarcasm.
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iliketurdles
| 7
What's classy about rap? Hmm, maybe not 'classy', but definitely has context. Depending on who you listen to, of course. I'm not trying to start a debate either.
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poppylamonzo
| 0
Uh, I have a question for the mods. Is there a maximum length limit on comments?
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Yes.
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Bullpine
| 11
yes?
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Sirin_fml
| 46
No.
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graham11
| 14
38- I don't see "turtles" spelled out anywhere here. You might need to get your vision checked..
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LilRob58
| 5
It's in a name...you should get your vision checked
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graham11
| 14
91- I'm liking my quote you used there
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meatbunss
| 1
That's how I do my break-ups. But usually i'll have someone else there with me to beatbox.
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friedchickenpie
| 14
38-
You spelled the ellipsis incorrectly.
You spelled the ellipsis incorrectly.
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DKjazz
| 20
Quick question to the mods: can we really summon you just by asking you questions in the comments? Quick question to the mods: how is Sirin pronounced? Siren? Sir-in? Siri-n? Si(as in sith)-rin?
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Yes, both "I"s as in Sith. How appropriate. You can get my attention, but I may or may not feel sarcastic enough to respond.
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Sirin_fml
| 46
You must write a $1,400 cheque to Herp McDerpington to find out.
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poppylamonzo
| 0
118- It wasn't an ellipse. If I wanted it to be an ellipse, I would've used three periods. But I used two.
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bebohacker1
| 4
185- then what were you going for? Is the use of two ".." a common english technique? Surely you didnt actually mean to only use two.
And sirin, you have easily got to be the most sarcastic person i have seen on any fml. Do you only comment when requested?
--> just in case:
Hey, a question to the mods:
Do you only comment when requested?
Lol.
And sirin, you have easily got to be the most sarcastic person i have seen on any fml. Do you only comment when requested?
--> just in case:
Hey, a question to the mods:
Do you only comment when requested?
Lol.
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Sirin_fml
| 46
I comment when I feel like it, usually to mock Alan. OHHHH.
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poppylamonzo
| 0
188- Yeah sure it's an American thing.
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redhedsaysrawr
| 18
i see what you did there...
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KittyJay
| 2
if he wasn't mature enough to.have a decent conversation with you about it then he doesn't deserve you. best of luck.
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EffinToofer
| 3
You made a good point, but I thumbed you down because your punctuation and lack of capitalization hurt my brain.
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illmatic2
| 16
You must have a weak, fragile brain then.
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Magic_Mushroom
| 7
Idk I have a pretty fragile brain and I seem just fine
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booboo2464
| 3
Agreed :)
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tessie16
| 4
Ahh, lovely.
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graham11
| 14
Ahh, lovely indeed
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Justin23L
| 2
I didn't think it was actually very lovely.
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graham11
| 14
Same.. I feel as if "lovely" is one of those words that demands sarcasm.
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EvilCupcake8361
| 9
That's pretty epic
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Lilbabynid3
| 3
Good thing its over..... that's just weird...
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graham11
| 14
OP is definitely out of his league anyway. I think it's about time to find a new boyfriend today ayyyy!
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sskarma23
| 9
What the OP needs to do is reply with a diss track!
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commonlogicz42
| 6
Seems his style is now free.
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amanda_d95
| 9
This deserves much more thumbs up. It's a shame were allowed only one
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TJD28
| 3
its a shame we're only allowed one thumbs down. stupid slut.
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Justin23L
| 2
It's truly a shame that we're only allowed 1 thumbs down, too.
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uniongirl02
| 0
I know right? Mods, can you guys please put that option?
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amanda_d95
| 9
It's also a shame that people pick fights on the internet instead of moving on with their lives. You didn't have to comment, smart ass. But congrats on being a dick
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criminalmindsfan
| 0
Its also a shame that you felt you had to reply back to his comment... Leaving it alone would have been a SMART option... Thought you hated stupid people????
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amanda_d95
| 9
Well I'm still going to defend myself
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criminalmindsfan
| 0
On the Internet? To some random stranger? Seriously????
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bebohacker1
| 4
6- i see what you did there...
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MSheary1993
| 1
That's when you do a Michael Jackson spin move and kick him in his nads.
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Sub_Zero_is_God
| 13
you just got told.
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Cavebone
| 5
im guessing he is white and thinks hes black. so probably a douchebag. no loss.
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amanda_d95
| 9
I agree
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KyuuketsukiApple
| 30
So you're saying if a white guy raps, he's automatically a douchebag trying to be black? Hmm...
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graham11
| 14
9- last time I checked, eminem and Mac miller are really popular, and the fact that they're white has no effect on their rapping careers..
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StartFromTheDark
| 6
Mac Miller is not popular at all.
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Cheesecakee
| 11
Actually mac miller is coming up...but machine gun kelly is better.
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Eminem has plenty of black fans, 110.
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SexyHindu
| 2
Personally, I like Chris Webby
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UrCapsLockOn
| 12
i had to google Mac Miller !!!! EMINEM FTW (<<< this will get me thumps up =P)
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zombicidal
| 11
you're better off. your first mistake was dating a Guy who raps in conversation