Today, my boyfriend admitted to checking out other girls when he's with me. In his defense, "he doesn't look at their face or boobs. Just their ass." FML
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Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend, whom I live with, has been having an emotional affair with two other women, both ex-girlfriends. He's been sexting them during our one and a half year relationship, and even brought me up in their conversations, about how I'm not hotter than them and how they can suck his c**k better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, I found that my boyfriend and his friend sends nudes of other girls to each other and then comment on them. When I confronted him, I was told that I was wrong for being upset "because this is just what men do". FML
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Top comments
Silentknight 0
that's a lousy defense. but that doesn't make him the only boyfriend who looks; it just makes him the only one who admits it. give him extra points for honesty, and make it clear that he can look but don't touch.
perdix 31
Tell him that's OK, when you check out other guys, you're not looking at their cocks, just the balls. Fair's fair.
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Comments (99)
chb0419 0
uh... so???
ladiesman14 0
i look at all women unless they are ugly or fat. and most women stare at me and drool, smile, wink, flip their hair and follow me too. that scares the hell out of some of my girl friends.
darkblue_13 0
all guys and all girls do this. Are you saying you have never looked at another guy when you are with your boyfriend?
livebetter 0
Every man looks at other women- fact. Every woman looks at men as well it's human nature. At least your bf is honest. And he is with you. Get real bitch.
ashleynonymous 0
All guys are going to look. It's whether or not he tries anything that matters. Give him props for admitting it. Can you honestly say you never check any other guys out?
caticaticati 3
Who. *******. Cares. I POINT OUT hot chicks to my boyfriend and ask him if he agrees. If you trust your boyfriend to not cheat on you then it's no big deal. Maybe you said "FML" due to his dishonesty because he's probably lying when he says he doesn't look at ****. :)
tylanol7 12
You get a cookie for awesomeness.....and bacon
KingHumanity 0
YDI for being jealous and immature. Don't tell me you never check out guys on the street.
threer 30
When I'm single, I do. Especially not when my boyfriend is next to me. Lol
Paige_Nicole10 0
i hate being the devils advocate but shut the hell up hes just being a guy and at least he doesnt make it so obvious that you already knew
DLT_17 0
lol. men. so out of sync with girls. don't go so hard on him. he could have just kept lying.
whysoserious22 0
"Today, My boyfriend told me that he is not gay. FML"
THE_SHIT__ 0
LOL well said