By Anonymous - 28/09/2015 09:01 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 841
You deserved it 4 660

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HAHAHAHA that was actually a great one from her! She saved you (:

On the bright side, at least they know it wasn't actually you who did it

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Come on bro. That's humour

Whoever smelt it dealt it

Please downvote this comment

who ever denied it supplied it

careful what you wish for #38

I was bored

whoever denied it, supplied it.

#38 Upvote because screw you, I do what I want

HAHAHAHA that was actually a great one from her! She saved you (:

I've said that about my boyfriend plenty of times and all of his friends would just look at him with pure disgust ?

I don't know if you're asking a question or not or just saying a sentence? It's kind of hard to tell, you see?

I meant to put a laughing emoji I don't know why it sent as a ?

Because emojis don't need to be everywhere, and FML understands that.

On the bright side, at least they know it wasn't actually you who did it

I'm not sure why, but these "On the bright side" comments really piss me off. It doesn't apply much in this situation because it's comical, but when something actually bad happens and someone says it, my reaction is just like, "REALLY!?"

On the bright side, nothing bad really happened

Thats funny shit !!!!

Better than a funny shart

Or a funny fart

Or a runny fart

at least they won't have thought it was you!

That really isn't anything to be ashamed of, everyone has some smelly ones

You are a force to be reckoned with. Use your power wisely, and use it for good, not bad.

With great power comes great responsibility!

At least your girlfriend has your back

So you are a bomber??

or a sniper?

crop duster?

or you'd want to die