By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Southam
Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML
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I'm not sure why, but these "On the bright side" comments really piss me off. It doesn't apply much in this situation because it's comical, but when something actually bad happens and someone says it, my reaction is just like, "REALLY!?"