Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour...

By Anonymous - 28/09/2015 09:01 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML

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By anonymous - 05/05/2015 05:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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It's a gas gas gas

By Dani - 28/11/2011 12:34 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

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You deserved it 9 464

Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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You deserved it 2 530

By Kat - 08/11/2008 07:51 - France

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

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You deserved it 5 226

Gassed

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went clubbing. A girl I was dancing with leaned in with a disgusted expression and said, "God, it stinks! Someone keeps farting… I swear they've got IBS." It was me. I have IBS. I was farting. FML

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You deserved it 459

By Fartfail - 18/04/2012 13:43 - Hong Kong - Corozal

Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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jqmalang 17

Monday 28 September 2015 17:50

HAHAHAHA that was actually a great one from her! She saved you (:

curlytop101 23

Monday 28 September 2015 17:54

On the bright side, at least they know it wasn't actually you who did it

Comments

Sotanostash 20

Monday 28 September 2015 17:50

Come on bro. That's humour

datkenna 20

Monday 28 September 2015 20:02

Whoever smelt it dealt it

MassiDelta 28

Monday 28 September 2015 21:01

Please downvote this comment

whatwhatwhaaat 10

Monday 28 September 2015 23:15

who ever denied it supplied it

Mohamedegypt 13

Tuesday 29 September 2015 2:35

careful what you wish for #38

MassiDelta 28

Tuesday 29 September 2015 2:51

I was bored

martin8337 35

Tuesday 29 September 2015 4:53

whoever denied it, supplied it.

ShleeG 23

Tuesday 29 September 2015 19:20

#38 Upvote because screw you, I do what I want

jqmalang 17

Monday 28 September 2015 17:50

HAHAHAHA that was actually a great one from her! She saved you (:

xoamy906 25

Monday 28 September 2015 21:24

I've said that about my boyfriend plenty of times and all of his friends would just look at him with pure disgust ?

MrSassypants 32

Monday 28 September 2015 23:20

I don't know if you're asking a question or not or just saying a sentence? It's kind of hard to tell, you see?

xoamy906 25

Tuesday 29 September 2015 2:32

I meant to put a laughing emoji I don't know why it sent as a ?

littlekellilee 45

Tuesday 29 September 2015 7:02

Because emojis don't need to be everywhere, and FML understands that.

curlytop101 23

Monday 28 September 2015 17:54

On the bright side, at least they know it wasn't actually you who did it

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Monday 28 September 2015 23:18

I'm not sure why, but these "On the bright side" comments really piss me off. It doesn't apply much in this situation because it's comical, but when something actually bad happens and someone says it, my reaction is just like, "REALLY!?"