Love, Sex and Cheating: Multitasking - FML

Multitasking

By Anonymous - 12/01/2023 04:00

Spicy

Today, I found out that my boyfriend, whom I live with, has been having an emotional affair with two other women, both ex-girlfriends. He's been sexting them during our one and a half year relationship, and even brought me up in their conversations, about how I'm not hotter than them and how they can suck his c**k better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 393

You deserved it 204

Love Sex Cheating

Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment - Reply to : #

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

Mathew Nordli 7

Send a private message

Thursday 12 January 2023 5:42

thats not an emotional affair, that is cheating.

soundsfakebutok 8

Thursday 12 January 2023 12:03

girl, you mean ex bf, right? right??

Comments

Mathew Nordli 7

Send a private message

Thursday 12 January 2023 5:42

thats not an emotional affair, that is cheating.

soundsfakebutok 8

Thursday 12 January 2023 12:03

girl, you mean ex bf, right? right??

JasonThorn 19

Send a private message

Saturday 14 January 2023 18:20

Depending if she has the resources to either dump him and toss him out or leave him to reside elsewhere. Gotta remember the EXIT STRATEGY for this sort of thing.

lgrave 7

Send a private message

Thursday 12 January 2023 13:37

Run, girl, run!

RichardPencil 30

Send a private message

Thursday 12 January 2023 15:13

One can always improve their c*ck-s*cking techniq*e. I also have that b*g where asterisks replace the letter yew.

Brightside86 29

Send a private message

Thursday 12 January 2023 23:18

Have you considered asking them for tips?

Keywords

Kids Parents Awkward Gun control Relatable Work Intimacy Wanker Transportation Road rage Cars Money Cops Love Health Covid Sex Annoying Family Creepy Cheating Food Animals Cats Dogs Death Embarrassing Anger issues Depression My ex

The Top

Today, I got my first positive Covid test. It's also the first day of a week-long vacation that included two things I'd been planning for weeks that I haven't done in years, and a trip somewhere I've been looking forward to for months. All shot to hell right before it began. FML

I agree, your life sucks 927

You deserved it 111

Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 869

You deserved it 11 583

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 429

You deserved it 37 754

Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 823

You deserved it 2 356

Today, I heard from my little nephews that in school, the father of one of their peers has his arms all covered in tattoos. Their grandpa told my nephews to stay away from people with tattoos, as they were likely criminals and wanting to kidnap children. He doesn't know I have a tattoo in my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 887

You deserved it 174

Today, I bought tickets to Walt Disney World for myself and my 6 year-old. She just announced she's afraid to ride an escalator, to the point of tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 802

You deserved it 173