Today, my boyfriend admitted to checking out other girls when he's with me. In his defense, "he doesn't look at their face or boobs. Just their ass." FML
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Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend, whom I live with, has been having an emotional affair with two other women, both ex-girlfriends. He's been sexting them during our one and a half year relationship, and even brought me up in their conversations, about how I'm not hotter than them and how they can suck his c**k better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, I found that my boyfriend and his friend sends nudes of other girls to each other and then comment on them. When I confronted him, I was told that I was wrong for being upset "because this is just what men do". FML
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Top comments
Silentknight 0
that's a lousy defense. but that doesn't make him the only boyfriend who looks; it just makes him the only one who admits it. give him extra points for honesty, and make it clear that he can look but don't touch.
perdix 31
Tell him that's OK, when you check out other guys, you're not looking at their cocks, just the balls. Fair's fair.
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Comments (99)
omghehehe 0
on one hand, it can be annoying and the other people do have eyes. i would look too. depends on the situation and what ur doing together
riketbal 0
I agree with #2. You are a whiny Bitch. Either that or he does not want to look at your ass?
DynamicDave 11
You do realize that pretty much all guys do this? Ad it usually includes their faces and boobs as well as asses lol. So if him checking out other girls bothers you, you're lucky you've got him and not someone else lol.
visage 0
We all look at other women... it's a parr of life. my gf and I practice the three second rule. Brief looks at other women is exactly what he's thinking about while boning you. Sump him if you'd like, but the next one will do the same.
ijrnelson 0
oh no... seriously who cares? u have a boyfriend, looking isn't cheating. If he's faithful get over it. YDI for making mountains out of mole hills
jw90 18
so what! why is it so wrong for guys to look at girls, but when a girl looks at a guy it's like whatever? YDI cuz I'm sure you look at guys and wonder how much bigger their dicks are compared to your bfs. fhl is more like it.
threer 30
Nope.. Girls don't generally do that. Lol
astrogirl_fml 7
#90 Idk what girls you know
Glam_fml 0
Oh, come on. Pretty much everyone in a relatuonship, including us women as well, look when an attractive person enters our field of view. I know I do it. It doesn't mean I don't love him, don't find him attractive, or want to leave him. It's just human nature.
sillyteengirl 0
uh..i don't see the prob here every guy looks and even some girls look at guys once in a while get over it just remember hes with u
dummydory 4
He's just staring at them. It's not a big deal
gangsterbert 0
NOT AN FML GROW THE **** UP BITCH
Nyx7 24
It's ok, no need for the almighty caps lock rage or giving yourself an aneurism