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#1 made my day HAHAHAHAHA
haha. agreed :)
taco.
Tacos are made of cats. you know that, right?
Stop hating the kitten. We all noticed you are very envious of its feline capabilities.
Well, you were an accident. The cat was wanted.=/
Why would someone profess their love for their child over a report card? Cats on the other hand are different and it warmed the cockles of my heart to see one of my kitties making a huge mess by scattering styrofoam packing peanuts all over the floor. Bless his little heart! That said, it doesn't warm the cockles of my heart when one of them barfs at the top of the stairs (favorite spot to puke, too.)
Cockles? Lol I'm gonna use that word..
Crazy cat lady?
lol nah, I just think my two useless destructive balls of fur are adorable. My sister pointed something out a while back- notice how in most cases, the only people that think their pets are cute are their owners, especially when it comes to dogs? Also, cockles is a great word.
You just wish you were as fluffy as the kitten, with your seaweed hair and all.
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So learn to use the litter box and maybe she will love you too.
But when you're 19 and in the 4th grade, it's not very impressive.