Today, my boyfriend admitted to checking out other girls when he's with me. In his defense, "he doesn't look at their face or boobs. Just their ass." FML
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Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend, whom I live with, has been having an emotional affair with two other women, both ex-girlfriends. He's been sexting them during our one and a half year relationship, and even brought me up in their conversations, about how I'm not hotter than them and how they can suck his c**k better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, I found that my boyfriend and his friend sends nudes of other girls to each other and then comment on them. When I confronted him, I was told that I was wrong for being upset "because this is just what men do". FML
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Top comments
Silentknight 0
that's a lousy defense. but that doesn't make him the only boyfriend who looks; it just makes him the only one who admits it. give him extra points for honesty, and make it clear that he can look but don't touch.
perdix 31
Tell him that's OK, when you check out other guys, you're not looking at their cocks, just the balls. Fair's fair.
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Comments (99)
iFruit 0
I like big butts and I cannot lie!
AXavierB 1
Looking is not cheating. He can't help it that he finds other girls attractive. It's like checking out a really nice-looking car even though you can't buy it. As long as he doesn't actually cheat on you, there's nothing to worry about. I'm sure you look at other guys from time to time.
showgirl10 3
You're comparing women to cars? I'm sure if you could trade in your current car for your dream car, you would.....
threer 30
#89. You're so right. Women are nothing like cars.. Especially since you just said that if you had the money you would get a new 'car'.
Seb_or_Sam 0
Every guy looks at girls. Anytime, anywhere. You can't stop it, we can't stop it. Don't worry!
alove23 0
Well, atleast he's honest. If he lied about it, then you'd have a problem.
mwilliae 0
let him look. at least he's not touching.
debo123 0
Every guy does it
anonymous69_fml 0
**** your life for finding an honest guy? gtfo
Jarlais 0
congratulations, your man just admitted to what men do... get used to it...
missykayy 0
I check girls out with my bf, not in a lesbian way. But every girl looks at other girls and think that other girl is pretty or ugly. So he
Ninjaface 0
Try taking it in the rear more often. That way he acquires a preference for yours over theirs and stops peeping all the time. Yeah, let's go with that.