Miscellaneous: Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the...

By crazyjohnny - 01/06/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 10:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

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By BCBUDDY - 07/05/2011 15:29 - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

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By gonnafail - 16/11/2013 20:18 - United States - York

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

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Student life

By anonymous - 13/09/2015 15:34 - Luxembourg

Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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By pissedandcomputerless - 07/11/2013 18:42 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I failed on a school presentation because I was not prepared. Apparently, the fact that my computer crapped itself and started giving off smoke last period isn't a good reason for not having my presentation prepared. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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I'm doing the thing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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Hip cats

By :(( - 24/06/2012 21:45 - United States - Montevideo

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

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emery52 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:56

Just point to your friend & say-this is why. Case closed.

Ravemaster7 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:12

Team grading is as stupid as grading a debate is as stupid as debating the legalization of marijuana in school. Everyone knows what the teacher wants to hear anyway. But it's funny that your partner was stoned and the team arguing for the legalization of it won.

Comments

ladyjane_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:53

Epic. :D

jrsgreenfire257 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 5:43

i won a math debate! i won a math debate! say that 10 x fast! xD

StonerkidDGK420 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 23:47

I'm sorry... You got the rough side of the stick on that one. Weeds pretty damn good hard to prove that it's bad.

wchil 14

Wednesday 20 May 2015 20:37

@201 its actually pretty easy but once you say one thing about.it being bad the whole world denies it even if you have experienced it

Helldemon 32

Monday 16 May 2016 23:10

Ya, that whole curing cancer and preventing seizures thing is so horrible and should definitely not be allowed

Drunkbunny 2

Monday 1 June 2009 15:56

YDI because weed SHOULD be legal.

emery52 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:56

Just point to your friend & say-this is why. Case closed.

emery52 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:57

This FML is lame..

Dogmaw 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:59

#2 is right. Think on your feet. After all, yer the one NOT using :)) Sorry about the F.

papertigers_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:01

Irony!

MechEngineer 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:06

You cant legislate stupidity, thats for sure.

gaby904 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:10

#2.. when I had debates in my english classes, we didn't get to choose which side we were on, so we had to come up with an argument even if u believe in it or not FYL for having irresponsible stupid partners. Just ask your teacher for an exception, I'm sure she/he'll understand because it isn't really your fault

coolcatsparty 0

Friday 23 April 2010 3:00

in soviet russia weed smoke you

Ravemaster7 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:12

lagodfatha 0

Friday 16 April 2010 20:26

actually the teacher I had when doing a debate on the legalization of weed used to be a huge druggy and really just wanted to hear what we thought about it

smellymellyy 7

Saturday 12 March 2011 10:25

in my biology class my teacher actually was for legalising cannabis because it is really useful when treating MRI sufferers and it's also looked at like its some horrific drug when it's not much worse than smoking, and therefore people smyggle and smoke it etc cos they think theyre hard and badass. its a gateway drug to other and worse drugs too.