Today, my boyfriend admitted to checking out other girls when he's with me. In his defense, "he doesn't look at their face or boobs. Just their ass." FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend, whom I live with, has been having an emotional affair with two other women, both ex-girlfriends. He's been sexting them during our one and a half year relationship, and even brought me up in their conversations, about how I'm not hotter than them and how they can suck his c**k better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, I found that my boyfriend and his friend sends nudes of other girls to each other and then comment on them. When I confronted him, I was told that I was wrong for being upset "because this is just what men do". FML
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Top comments
Silentknight 0
that's a lousy defense. but that doesn't make him the only boyfriend who looks; it just makes him the only one who admits it. give him extra points for honesty, and make it clear that he can look but don't touch.
perdix 31
Tell him that's OK, when you check out other guys, you're not looking at their cocks, just the balls. Fair's fair.
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Comments (99)
bostonfan 0
every straight guy with or without a gf from the age of six on looks at girls, ass, face, boobs, whatever. time to get over it
crypt6uardian 0
Agreed, men will look. We are visual creatures ladies. If your man is not looking.. take him shoo shopping with you :) Seriously looking and acting on it are worlds apart.
Catn92 0
so uhh???? wats ur point?? my bf looks at chicks body up n down fuly examined. humans have eyes for a reason. to USE them. seriously, its not him whos the short end of the raltionship. its YOU. grow up and loosen up!
FD929 0
and?
gamer_girl 0
heh heh i see why everyones yelling, but i also see why OP would be kinda jealous my bf does that too and it makes me upset, but im not gonna complain to anyone cuz i know it cant be helped =P
frankiefan 0
my boyfriend is bi and we check out guys together... just cuz you look it doesn't mean you're going to chase them down and **** them
cgysoccerfreak 0
same here
clssikrokgitarst 0
every dude on the face of the earth checks out other girls, with or without you. its human freakin nature
mbags 0
me and my girlfriend both look at the same time, it's AWESOME!
molyn22 0
My fiance and I both look, he had a g/f once who got pissed everytime he watched **** or checked out other girls, or even breathed for that matter We do all of these things together(breathing included). She got dumped I got the ring, rather than worry about who your guy is checking out you should look to building your self esteem. I never understood the **** issue (it just gives you ideas for what your guy is into and then you can recreate the acts, within reason) and if it gives him some time to fantasize about being with someone else without cheating everybody wins. As to the checking out other girls, what girl doesn't check out other guys?