Today, my boyfriend admitted to checking out other girls when he's with me. In his defense, "he doesn't look at their face or boobs. Just their ass." FML
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Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend, whom I live with, has been having an emotional affair with two other women, both ex-girlfriends. He's been sexting them during our one and a half year relationship, and even brought me up in their conversations, about how I'm not hotter than them and how they can suck his c**k better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, I found that my boyfriend and his friend sends nudes of other girls to each other and then comment on them. When I confronted him, I was told that I was wrong for being upset "because this is just what men do". FML
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Silentknight 0
that's a lousy defense. but that doesn't make him the only boyfriend who looks; it just makes him the only one who admits it. give him extra points for honesty, and make it clear that he can look but don't touch.
perdix 31
Tell him that's OK, when you check out other guys, you're not looking at their cocks, just the balls. Fair's fair.
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Comments (99)
saunder 0
hmm its totaly normal isnt it?
Coltronics 0
so if that twilight dood is waggin his package around, you would tell you're bf that you only look at him, pfff yeah right.. heh
Coly_hrap 0
the real question is... do people refer to you as pancake ass and that's why your insecure? otherwise the only fml in this is that you're never gonna get over your insecurities like a curse
FoundManyLemons 0
"Today I found out my boyfriend is dumb, tactless, and, apparently, a man. FML"
In2Ndo 1
I would say... we all (men and women) do.. but to give you ladies the benefit of the doubt... :-) we All do.. let's see some hands... of women that didn't take that second look of that really, really hot guy..? poster included...
andrew_fml_fml 0
theres nothing wrong with that.. so your saying youve never looked at a guy and thought hes hot you totally deserve it, cos its normal.
feed_the_ducks 0
okay and...I'm sure you have checked out a gorgeous guy when with your boyfriend, it's human nature to check out people we find beautiful.
maruchan 0
Whiner. Why is this an FML?
barjputain 0
I would think my man was gay if they didnt check out other gurls! the way i see it, its's simple comparison. I dont have a low self confidence. Hell, even I look at gurls sometimes! ;)
SuperNeko 0
LOL!!!!! Here´s a news flash: Men fart,burp,has smelly feet .. and check out other females!!!! So grow up and deal with it!!!!