By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML
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Skiddywompus 0
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The fuck? How dare you steal their milk duds!

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Denikk 0
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What a lovely family...

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Denikk 0
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What a lovely family...

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katsteak 0
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Milk duds are expensive what are you talking about??

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D37H100 5
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So you stole $584 worth of milk duds? o.o

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Jaimegirl 7
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That's like 200 packages of Milk Duds worth haha (depending on size and where you buy them) You must be a milk duds fanatic!

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abbybailey204 19
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Kind of like the family in your picture

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uncleyuggles 0
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Maybe if you stole a milkbud an hour, then after a few weeks you'd owe $584

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shannonreneee 11
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Quite a specific amount there.

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mr_torch91 1
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Milk duds are delicious. I don't blame them.

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tj4234 35
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to get $584 it must be more than milk duds that were stolen... surely O_o.

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xoconnie 8
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thats ALOT of milkduds dude!!!!!

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False_Stupidity 41
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Well, we don't know how long the OP stayed with his/her aunt and uncle before deciding to move, so $584 worth might be plausible given time, though that is kind of specific, did the keep a running inventory or something?

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thelovelysecks 15
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fuckin americans... whats a milk dud.

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luisdiznutlara 0
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milk duds are ass juice

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superangryandy 2
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39- they're called Milk Duds. Not milkbuds.

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ComTlancy 12

"Aunt" you going to take it back?

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Yngve_fml 9
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That's horrible.

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HannahLouise96 13
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No. Just.... no.

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IronMaiden45 0
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That is unacceptable

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TheRealHouse 7
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That actually kind of hurt a little bit. Apologize

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16rrpass 0
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Wow. That was gay

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Pabs24 0
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That was so stupid, it made me laugh. Next time, stfu

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ObeseKitten 0
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He deserves one my special Patented Furballs of STFU

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ilikepie789 0
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ha look at all the hate comments

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brad5150 4
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You must be new here

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michaelscott23 7
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I don't get it...please explain. Yes I know I'm stupid

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Denikk 0
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Wow that's a whole new level of failing...

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Iamaninchworm 0
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Rofl at the fail I thought it was from something, but then i realized he was actually making the worst pun joke I've ever heard...

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Skiddywompus 0
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The fuck? How dare you steal their milk duds!

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newjerseyguy 0
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Seriously, how do you steal milkduds?

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RWBY_RubyRose 9
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By hiding them in your stomach

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loserman67 35
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the aunt and uncle sound like the duds

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Renesaga 8
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82, I believe you meant "studs."

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For_Real_Deal 0
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Honestly all I can say is.... Wtf?!

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ironwords 8
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This is why you never move to bel-air

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starsfan_9 7
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OP is Hiding the fact that they stole 300 boxes of milk duds which was equivalent to over $500 value

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mikara 4
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haha Milk duds serious buisness

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Buttsexpirate 9
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Man you must've stolen the fucking chocolate river of milk duds for it to cost that much!

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NoahStaz 3
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You made me

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NoahStaz 3
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laugh... Sorry IPod fell on my face and my nose clicked send...

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CelticReverie 5
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I wish I could like this more than once xD nose clicked send xD oh dear :'3 that's quite funny

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GoodLookingGeese 10
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Your family have high prices, let's hope it was worth it ;)

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QueenQuay77 10
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milk duds!! really??? wow, they are very petty

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orangeduck 6
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Owling??? Really?!?!? That's very stupid.

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QueenQuay77 10
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they cudve at least came up wit a different excuse. cuz this one sounds crazy

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yomommma 6
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You sound crazy.

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saIty 17
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Dude you stole $584 worth of milk duds? You might be on his hit list. Better be careful.

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duckman9 54
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they were probably stolen during a long interval of time.. so it was not only the debt, but also interest rates. They are absolutely horrible for milk duds!

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