Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML
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Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, I caught my husband's crazy aunt attempting to steal from my daughter's piggy bank. When I confronted her, she tried to defend herself by saying, "She's 2 months-old, she doesn't need the money!" FML
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
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Skiddywompus 0
The ****? How dare you steal their milk duds!
Denikk 0
What a lovely family...
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Denikk 0
What a lovely family...
katsteak 0
Milk duds are expensive what are you talking about??
D37H100 5
So you stole $584 worth of milk duds? o.o
Jaimegirl 7
That's like 200 packages of Milk Duds worth haha (depending on size and where you buy them) You must be a milk duds fanatic!
abbybailey204 19
Kind of like the family in your picture
uncleyuggles 0
Maybe if you stole a milkbud an hour, then after a few weeks you'd owe $584
shannonreneee 11
Quite a specific amount there.
mr_torch91 1
Milk duds are delicious. I don't blame them.
tj4234 35
to get $584 it must be more than milk duds that were stolen... surely O_o.
xoconnie 8
thats ALOT of milkduds dude!!!!!
False_Stupidity 41
Well, we don't know how long the OP stayed with his/her aunt and uncle before deciding to move, so $584 worth might be plausible given time, though that is kind of specific, did the keep a running inventory or something?
thelovelysecks 15
****** americans... whats a milk dud.
luisdiznutlara 0
milk duds are ass juice
superangryandy 2
39- they're called Milk Duds. Not milkbuds.
ComTlancy 12
"Aunt" you going to take it back?
Yngve_fml 9
That's horrible.
HannahLouise96 13
No. Just.... no.
IronMaiden45 0
That is unacceptable
TheRealHouse 7
That actually kind of hurt a little bit. Apologize
16rrpass 0
Wow. That was gay
Pabs24 0
That was so stupid, it made me laugh. Next time, stfu
ObeseKitten 0
He deserves one my special Patented Furballs of STFU
emodude44 0
no.
ilikepie789 0
ha look at all the hate comments
brad5150 4
You must be new here
michaelscott23 7
I don't get it...please explain. Yes I know I'm stupid
Denikk 0
Wow that's a whole new level of failing...
Iamaninchworm 0
Rofl at the fail I thought it was from something, but then i realized he was actually making the worst pun joke I've ever heard...
Skiddywompus 0
The ****? How dare you steal their milk duds!
newjerseyguy 0
Seriously, how do you steal milkduds?
RWBY_RubyRose 9
By hiding them in your stomach
loserman67 35
the aunt and uncle sound like the duds
Renesaga 8
82, I believe you meant "studs."
For_Real_Deal 0
Honestly all I can say is.... Wtf?!
ironwords 8
This is why you never move to bel-air
starsfan_9 7
OP is Hiding the fact that they stole 300 boxes of milk duds which was equivalent to over $500 value
mikara 4
haha Milk duds serious buisness
Buttsexpirate 9
Man you must've stolen the ******* chocolate river of milk duds for it to cost that much!
NoahStaz 3
You made me
NoahStaz 3
laugh... Sorry IPod fell on my face and my nose clicked send...
CelticReverie 5
I wish I could like this more than once xD nose clicked send xD oh dear :'3 that's quite funny
GoodLookingGeese 10
Your family have high prices, let's hope it was worth it ;)
IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7
yummy :)
QueenQuay77 10
milk duds!! really??? wow, they are very petty
orangeduck 6
Owling??? Really?!?!? That's very stupid.
QueenQuay77 10
they cudve at least came up wit a different excuse. cuz this one sounds crazy
yomommma 6
You sound crazy.
saIty 17
Dude you stole $584 worth of milk duds? You might be on his hit list. Better be careful.
duckman9 55
they were probably stolen during a long interval of time.. so it was not only the debt, but also interest rates. They are absolutely horrible for milk duds!