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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Mobility
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
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Judgmental
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50 favorites
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50 quality comments
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ihavepinkbackpac - / Saturday 28 February 2009 19:07 / United States

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Andrew - / Tuesday 23 August 2011 14:46 / United States

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shitless88 - / Saturday 20 August 2011 00:23 / United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ewww / Saturday 30 July 2011 14:07 / United States

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By 123roomielover - / Wednesday 26 January 2011 17:40 / United States

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