Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML
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bitcherinn
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blind date?
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ReyEr9412
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Where's the FML? The OP will probably never see the guy again.
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megiscool123
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that's not a big deal unless his hand was all gross or something...but seriously it's only an fml if it's sum dude from ur school or something
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sugarbabyxoxo
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lol @1
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ashlynn610
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Way to go slick!!! (:
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Melkezidech
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Pedo Bear-Because it wasn't a faulty circuit that turned those lights off
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CanadianHuney
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-wolf whistle-
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imbatman_fml
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it's cool, I had that happen, only the lights didn't go out and I wasn't reaching for my mum...........
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cater2U
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yea like 18 this isn't an fml. it's not like he said ew don't touch me or its always the ugly ones that get scared.
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BABiiRAWr
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what head? top or bottom head?
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BABiiRAWr
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ehh my bad I read head lol
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Felendris
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smoooooth.
I must congratulate you on that one.
I must congratulate you on that one.
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htownlove
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how can u confuse a woman's hand with a man??
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Youser
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op, how old ru 10?
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StoryOfTheYear
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41- psh, who doesn't like women with hairy arms? your mom is very stylish
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sc95060sc
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ya ur mom must be very manly
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CharliePoops
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hahaha @ 1
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BUHLAWFOOLxD
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Lol that's not so embarrassing. When I was 8, I was at a public pool, that would every so often turn into a whirpool. I hated the waves so I'd try to get out fast but one time I was too far out when the waves started so I started freaking out went under the water and accidently grabbed some random guys swim trunks pulling them down and showing his ass. Lmao was hilarious, I got out of the pool safe though. -.-
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slowitdownletsma
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for no reason because it was pitch black? make up your mind. either it was for no reason or it was because it was pitch black....
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kpark115
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Sounds like a win to me not a fail op
and i like your methods #62
...wait not really
and i like your methods #62
...wait not really
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soapopera92
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You're so funny #1. :D
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yoourface
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lol @ #1
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bubbarific
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in Soviet Russia, light turns you off!
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StoryOfTheYear
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^^^
in your house, lights turns YOU on
:}
in your house, lights turns YOU on
:}
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foreveracowgirl
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lol her mommy must be one hairy bitch
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Brittneyyyy
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Man hands? Or the guy had girly hands.
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RedPillSucks
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Damn 88. That joke is turning me off.
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tehamericanboy94
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True love is blind..so is justice..so are old guys..weird.
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sugercheeksnic
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u were In a blacked out shop and didn't steal?
lol I jkjkjk
lol I jkjkjk
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Hunts160
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WTF
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tatababe
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if he was hot I dont see the problem
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brieanna101
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was he cute?
if so, not a fml
but if not
FYL
if so, not a fml
but if not
FYL
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thelovelyrye
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What are the shops? Is it like a mall? I seriosly don't know.
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bitcherinn
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probably. maybe just stores.
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nolasaints
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in America it's called a mall
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ROFLUMAD
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Nice, u 12?
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MISStaken43
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yeah, seriously?
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jamesSIII
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By the sounds of it, yeah; "For no reason, because it was pitch black" - that sounds like a reason to me - wimpish, yes, but a reason nonetheless.
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R3kli3
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wow that's awesome
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iampikachu
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HAVE SEX WITH HIM!
YAYAYAYAY!
YAYAYAYAY!
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Erkxx3S
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yummy haha
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Katee0_o
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yes, that's obviously the most logical thing to do in this situation. lol
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MermaidSongXOXO
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That doesn't sound like an FML. That sounds like a porn plot waiting to happen :]
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Ajjas013
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Yeah I mistake other people for my mom even though they don't look anything like her. Granted none of them were guys but hey, it happens.
Tara's the director. ACTION!
Tara's the director. ACTION!
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sleekRelease
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FML: The place for budding pornography directors.
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MermaidSongXOXO
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Totally. But if anyone gets cum on the camera lenses, they're FIRED.
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sleekRelease
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Your weird level is at 3.
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joker141
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let's have an orgy
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RedPillSucks
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Well Damn, Mermaid. How close is the camera if it's getting cum on it?
I don't know if the camera should be one of the sex props...
I don't know if the camera should be one of the sex props...
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pingpongpickle
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awkward ... fyl an ydi for being scared
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UVMRUGBY
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Man's hand vs womans hand. You should know immediately. hair, size, softness...
YDI
YDI
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aardvarkish
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12, maybe the mum's hand changes in the dark, and op knows this, if you get my drift...
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Person1233
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They ARE in Thailand.
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BearNick
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This could be the start of something beautiful!
...haha
Naw I'm playing. fyl.
...haha
Naw I'm playing. fyl.
if so, not a fml
but if not
FYL