Money: Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused...

By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By sisisathief - 28/05/2017 08:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

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Piggy banked

By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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By BrokeAndHungry - 24/07/2016 17:05 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML

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By Poor Student - 05/12/2011 22:30 - Canada

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

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By disappointment son - 19/05/2017 12:00

Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

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Technically, that's stealing

By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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By melean - 04/10/2010 06:37 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML

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Thieves like us

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 04:00

Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML

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Trust

By :// - 04/02/2013 00:26 - Netherlands - Nijkerk

Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for two months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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DToast 19

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:13

Hopefully you explained the situation and she understood, otherwise that would suck

almost_there44 26

Saturday 30 July 2016 21:10

I'm the same way OP. Now that I'm older, I pay for things that my mom would have usually paid for. Kind of like a "thank you" for being a great mom. Hopefully once you explain she'll understand.

Comments

SnapeIsGood 20

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:03

You can't blame your mum for thinking that

angelnursery 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:06

wouldn't you kind of hope your mom would know you better than that?

izzajaneful 24

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:07

Especially after you had been offering her money.

toolazytotype99 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:06

Caught red handed smh

arano 29

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:06

You couldn't have just left the money somewhere else? You should never go into a woman's purse.

bradleybaldwin 9

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:10

You should have just let your mom pay for lunch. Moms love to pay for their children every now and again when they get older. It makes them feel good!

Mike3258 18

Sunday 31 July 2016 2:56

wish my mom would do such a thing....

DToast 19

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:13

Hopefully you explained the situation and she understood, otherwise that would suck

EvilLittleMan 23

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:14

Good intentions. Bad results.

WolliBolli 23

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:17

Hopefully she understood. Seems fairly obvious it was the other way around, as you had just insisted on paying for the meal... I hope she's not immune to logic

almost_there44 26

Saturday 30 July 2016 21:10

I'm the same way OP. Now that I'm older, I pay for things that my mom would have usually paid for. Kind of like a "thank you" for being a great mom. Hopefully once you explain she'll understand.