Not so normal, no

By grossedoutgirlfriend - 04/10/2019 14:00

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Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
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revidffum69 22

He's not cheating on you. He's not using someone else's panties. You obviously turn him on. If you don't like it, ask him to change how he leaves them, whether it be washing them, throwing them away, or whatever...

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Jeremy Strang 7

Frankly, it kinda is. Not that it isn't a dick thing to do, especially without bothering to clean up after himself, but it is pretty common behavior.

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bullsonyourface 20

mine insists he jerks off into my pillow case. I believe him

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Jeremy Strang 7

Frankly, it kinda is. Not that it isn't a dick thing to do, especially without bothering to clean up after himself, but it is pretty common behavior.

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revidffum69 22

He's not cheating on you. He's not using someone else's panties. You obviously turn him on. If you don't like it, ask him to change how he leaves them, whether it be washing them, throwing them away, or whatever...

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Chloe Roach 4

That would get seriously expensive to have your knickers thrown away all the time!!

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RichardPencil 30

At least he's not using another girl's underwear as a "vessel for his semen." Nor another girl.

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JackWood 20

He is a nasty fck to leave them on the floor for you to find.

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Miss_Red 18

yeah, thats the only downside there really is and having no clean underwear when you'd need some i guess

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Drai Gray 8

definitely not normal, but if it's his kink then decide to deal with it i suppose, could be worse? tell him if he's gonna do it to have the decency to wash it, have some respect at least.(hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil)

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Would you rather him do that in another pussy? He should at least wash them, crunchy? EW

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DanielleinDC 33

He should use underwear you've worn instead of clean underwear, and he should definitely put them in the laundry when he's done. Clearly you turn him on.

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0neiros 14

It's not at all unusual. Look, what we do sexually if you think about it in a non-aroused state, gets into "The Icky Zone" pretty quickly. Your panties are on his favorite areas of your body. BUT he damn well should launder them out of basic respect, tell him to quit being such a slob or he'd better invest in some hand lotion.

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J15237 25

Seriously that is gross, but on the bright side there are 2 positives. The panties are in fact yours and also he isn't spilling his seed inside some other woman.

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