Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
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Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
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revidffum69 22
He's not cheating on you. He's not using someone else's panties. You obviously turn him on. If you don't like it, ask him to change how he leaves them, whether it be washing them, throwing them away, or whatever...
Jeremy Strang 7
Frankly, it kinda is. Not that it isn't a dick thing to do, especially without bothering to clean up after himself, but it is pretty common behavior.
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bullsonyourface 20
mine insists he jerks off into my pillow case. I believe him
Jeremy Strang 7
Frankly, it kinda is. Not that it isn't a dick thing to do, especially without bothering to clean up after himself, but it is pretty common behavior.
revidffum69 22
He's not cheating on you. He's not using someone else's panties. You obviously turn him on. If you don't like it, ask him to change how he leaves them, whether it be washing them, throwing them away, or whatever...
Chloe Roach 4
That would get seriously expensive to have your knickers thrown away all the time!!
RichardPencil 30
At least he's not using another girl's underwear as a "vessel for his semen." Nor another girl.
JackWood 20
He is a nasty fck to leave them on the floor for you to find.
Miss_Red 18
yeah, thats the only downside there really is and having no clean underwear when you'd need some i guess
Drai Gray 8
definitely not normal, but if it's his kink then decide to deal with it i suppose, could be worse? tell him if he's gonna do it to have the decency to wash it, have some respect at least.(hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil)
AmbrosiaFan 18
Would you rather him do that in another pussy? He should at least wash them, crunchy? EW
DanielleinDC 33
He should use underwear you've worn instead of clean underwear, and he should definitely put them in the laundry when he's done. Clearly you turn him on.
0neiros 14
It's not at all unusual. Look, what we do sexually if you think about it in a non-aroused state, gets into "The Icky Zone" pretty quickly. Your panties are on his favorite areas of your body. BUT he damn well should launder them out of basic respect, tell him to quit being such a slob or he'd better invest in some hand lotion.
J15237 25
Seriously that is gross, but on the bright side there are 2 positives. The panties are in fact yours and also he isn't spilling his seed inside some other woman.