Money: Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving...

By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:56

The ****? How dare you steal their milk duds!

Denikk 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:55

What a lovely family...

Comments

smashgrab 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 17:43

Mmm... Milk Duds are amazing. Serves you right for stealing them! Really though, swipe a flatscreen on the way out.

Cheesecakee 11

Wednesday 24 August 2011 17:44

Milk duds are pretty freakin amazing..

mario3584 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 17:49

watd r they damn willy wonka how the he'll did they hav damned $584 dollars worth of milk duds

redfinton22 9

Wednesday 24 August 2011 17:56

JP you're wrong! Those are Whoppers you dum dum. Milk Duds are worth far more...I'd say you crossed the line there bud

silvercamaro 22

Wednesday 24 August 2011 18:00

This sounds like something peter griffin would do. Especially the milk duds part (:

pip74205 9

Wednesday 24 August 2011 18:01

You can either A) Let them keep it. B) Take the money back (either immediately or in chunks over time) . C) Take things in the house until you feel you reach the amount they stole. or D) Call the police.