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Lol
Just play along and when they give you their credit card # for the pizzas buy a kayak.
"Pizza Hut how may I help you? How do you like your crust stuffed ma'am? I suggest hand tossed it's my favorite, plus it's soft and chewy, just like our breadsticks. Are you a meat lover? You like it small, medium, or large? The small is about 6 inch, medium is is 9 inch, and the large is about a foot long. Would you like some dressing with that? Our special is white, slightly slimy, and salty. It's called Bavarian Creme. Would you like a whole cut in the middle? Yes, we do deliver late. Your total will be $32.99 and that doesn't include delivery charges or any other services after that. Thanks and have a lovely evening!"
Ahh, i see you've been to Pen Island too?
Hah. The other day I called a Chinese food place and a man answered with the name of the restaurant, let me order and then decided to tell me I had the wrong number! But that does suck, it'll probably take a while for the calls to stop even after they take the number down.
87- I beleive his name is marty.
Get the joke, 145. It's a classic Spongebob line. Anyways, OP, use this to your advantage. I don't know how you should, since you and I probably don't think the same things. I'm sure that there is a little ray of goodness in this situation. But don't buy a kayak like one guy said. Who the hell does that?
Well im sorry i've never seen a whole episode of spongebob...
Nice. Got some geniuses over there!
You ******* gotta be kidding me. For someone with a Are you serious!? Meme face as their pic...
OP's face must resemble my picture closely, as FML's are published several days after they are submitted.
Change your cell number :)
No, that's stupid. OP would have to notify all his contacts for one mistake he didn't make.
It's probably not a cell, if it's a local pizza hut, they're obviously both local numbers. Which would make Op's number a landline. Just saying.
Read it wrong, but you obviously need to do something different with your hair.
^^^ Overkill?
Being gay and all i do enjoy doing so...
just go to the pizza hut and tell them to take it down..
108 - It was most likely an accident. Don't jump to the douche-calling just yet.
this happened to a guy when a local bar posted his phone number instead of theirs on their website. they didn't care and refused to take his number down.
Who doesn't like pizza?!
You could always be someone's fantasy. The pizza delivery boy
True
Marty = boy
Act like your some kid who works there and take peoples orders. just never do anything so they go to the pizza place and complane.
That's funny. But that would piss me off so much, just waiting and waiting
Thats the best idea
I was going to say this comment, the early bird gets the worm, eh.
The early bird gets the worm, but the late mouse gets the cheese.
I'm sorry... I can't resist! Complain*...
OP could do that, but most people would call the place to complain, resulting in more unwanted phone calls.
Keep it. Than the pizza joint won't get any take out people and they'll piss off a lot of people.
THEY R BITCHESSSSS! lol
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Maybe you should start making pizza and sell it.
Act like your some kid who works there and take peoples orders. just never do anything so they go to the pizza place and complane.