Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home...

By DeathPopStar666 - 19/08/2019 14:00

Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML

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Dolores Payne Saile 8

Monday 19 August 2019 15:21

Sounds more like grand-mom is having some dementia. Please accept my sympathies. But this is not about you.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 August 2019 17:33

Explain to her you were watching training videos to become a criminal and aren’t ready to pull off capers yet.

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Dolores Payne Saile 8

Monday 19 August 2019 15:21

Sounds more like grand-mom is having some dementia. Please accept my sympathies. But this is not about you.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 August 2019 17:33

Explain to her you were watching training videos to become a criminal and aren’t ready to pull off capers yet.

peterblack67 9

Saturday 23 January 2021 0:47

I'm thinking you shouldn't take it personally. I think grandma us having memory issues.

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