By Anonymous - Canada
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
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+100 points! My highest scores was 11000, my reward? A free night stay in a jail themed hotel. Unfortunately they overbooked and I had to sleep with a rather large black man.


Oh shit, I read this as the men in the car rammed into the girl. Being hit by a bike probably isn't too pleasant either. I hope she's okay!
But.. why were they chasing you and how did you get ahead before you rode into the park, if they were in a car?
lol asking questions even though the OPs never answer them.

  xoconnie  |  8

thats SICK! in the bad way! pay attention to where ur going. its an FML for the girl.

Today, I was pecefully strolling through the park with my parents when suddenly an odd crazed cackling man on a bike smashed into me. FML

also, why was a car chasing u?!

  geeksaresexy  |  18

Where did OP say it was a push bike? I assumed it was but it may have been a motorbike.. When I say I ride my bike to work people assume it's a motorbike not a mountain bike.

  Isoldael  |  27

Bikes aren't just for kids, you know. And judging by how OP didn't understand the principle of watching the road, I guess they should put a minimum age on riding bicycles >.