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Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 24 August 2011 06:34 / Canada
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+100 points! My highest scores was 11000, my reward? A free night stay in a jail themed hotel. Unfortunately they overbooked and I had to sleep with a rather large black man.

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Oh shit, I read this as the men in the car rammed into the girl. Being hit by a bike probably isn't too pleasant either. I hope she's okay! But.. why were they chasing you and how did you get ahead before you rode into the park, if they were in a car? lol asking questions even though the OPs never answer them.

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  xoconnie  |  8

thats SICK! in the bad way! pay attention to where ur going. its an FML for the girl. Today, I was pecefully strolling through the park with my parents when suddenly an odd crazed cackling man on a bike smashed into me. FML also, why was a car chasing u?!

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2- How can u laugh about this. This is sad!

By  theunwiseone  |  4

I hope it was the bike u rammed into a little girl, and not something else

By  TheMadScientist  |  13

Jesus, how did you get a license?

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  geeksaresexy  |  18

Where did OP say it was a push bike? I assumed it was but it may have been a motorbike.. When I say I ride my bike to work people assume it's a motorbike not a mountain bike.

By  itsalanis  |  24

thats why its important to always look where youre going. you couldve stopped and then laughed at them, not while moving...

By  jrsylilballer6  |  7

How old are you to still be riding bikes?

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  Isoldael  |  25

Bikes aren't just for kids, you know. And judging by how OP didn't understand the principle of watching the road, I guess they should put a minimum age on riding bicycles >.

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