Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, I caught my husband's crazy aunt attempting to steal from my daughter's piggy bank. When I confronted her, she tried to defend herself by saying, "She's 2 months-old, she doesn't need the money!" FML
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Today, I finally confronted my mom for robbing me of my inheritance from my dad. Apparently she was justified in taking it because she "needed it to raise me" and "to keep a roof over our heads" as I was growing up. As a result, I'm an adult with no nest egg whatsoever. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
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Top comments
Skiddywompus 0
The ****? How dare you steal their milk duds!
Denikk 0
What a lovely family...
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Comments (154)
HannahLouise96 13
You thieving bastard.
HannahLouise96 13
I am, of course, being sarcastic... -_-
kitsune3 20
Milk Duds are pretty good. A little too chewy, though. Still sucks that your aunt gave you a stupid reason for taking your money. I'd have called her on it.
Kingbreezy04 10
I would **** my aunt up
Beatleguy 3
**** that get ur money back. don't just let them take ur money family or not get it back.
bomygosh 0
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fatalwish 6
Those r some really fukin expensive milk duds
raaacheel 4
da fucccck. how much were those worth?!
Mabster84 2
I would seriously consider calling the police and having them arrested for stealing that amount of money. That, and I would also take them to small claims for the amount. If you've been paying them rent (assuming you're 18 or older) then they have no claim to any amount of money, especially if they have access to your bank accounts.
divadro102 16
How rude
RokNRoll11 9
The ultimate revenge