Money and Kids: Thief

Thief

By Mommabear - 15/06/2018 01:30

Today, I caught my husband's crazy aunt attempting to steal from my daughter's piggy bank. When I confronted her, she tried to defend herself by saying, "She's 2 months-old, she doesn't need the money!" FML

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You deserved it 251

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Same thing different taste

She's crafty

By rainastartree - 23/12/2013 21:10 - United States - Crum Lynne

Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 038

You deserved it 14 865

By sisisathief - 28/05/2017 08:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 226

You deserved it 291

By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 411

You deserved it 3 294

Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 17:11 - United States - Middletown

Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML

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You deserved it 4 577

Broke

By Anonymous - 01/07/2023 23:00 - Australia

Today, a lady I know gave my 3 year-old daughter a little coin purse, saying, "Your mum can put some money in that for you." My daughter responded, "But mummy has no money." I would have laughed, had it not been spot on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 751

You deserved it 111

Scammers gonna scam

By sarahwittman - 13/06/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 329

You deserved it 4 902

The cheek!

By Anonymous - 01/06/2014 16:36 - Germany - Ammerndorf

Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 976

You deserved it 5 291

Fight Club Penguin

By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 011

You deserved it 213

Rip off

By sourgirl101 - 04/01/2022 04:59

Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML

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You deserved it 220

By LGFLIPSTER - 31/08/2009 03:32 - Canada

Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind she called "can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her un-load bags. She began hitting me, screaming "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 711

You deserved it 6 562

Boyufd 24

Friday 15 June 2018 2:14

that makes a lot of cents

PenguinPal3017 19

Friday 15 June 2018 2:28

She's two months old, she doesn't need to be the victim of crime!

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assassinmaster 22

Friday 15 June 2018 1:46

Did she attempt to run away carrying the whole piggy bank in her arms?

Boyufd 24

Friday 15 June 2018 2:14

that makes a lot of cents

PenguinPal3017 19

Friday 15 June 2018 2:28

She's two months old, she doesn't need to be the victim of crime!

real life problems 26

Friday 15 June 2018 2:33

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

openawhole00 6

Friday 15 June 2018 2:51

.... and on the next Judge Judy

RichardPencil 30

Friday 15 June 2018 3:38

How do you counter such impeccable logic?

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 15 June 2018 6:08

Just like how she doesn't need a hard slap to the face, but she is entitled to one.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Friday 15 June 2018 6:29

Tell her "But she will eventually..."

Davros 12

Friday 15 June 2018 7:39

Tell her if she needs money that bad and can take her teeth out she can make tens of dollars down on the corner

thisisbutaname 38

Friday 15 June 2018 11:39

That was her retirement fund. Need to start early, you know?

Lara Fraser 7

Friday 15 June 2018 20:18

In this day and age, that's the truest thing to CE ever read.

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Same thing different taste

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