By AML - 31/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 230
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You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.

Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?

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You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.

She should chill because it's halloween. OP your boyfriend doesn't need to text you all day everyday - let him have some fun in his costume today.

With great power comes great responsibility

OP should be able to survive one day without getting a text from her boyfriend, especially if he tells her why he'll be incommunicado then I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

yeah props to him too for staying in character all day.

OP, I am in costume as Diaper Man from the Mighty Heroes. You can text me as much as you want.

It's one day, get over it.

Spider-Man suit, of course it's non-negotiable!

Is this an appropriate time to say sticky situation?

Why is she so upset? SPIDER-MAN

Yeah you should know that

Hey, Spiderman is a very busy man anyway. And you don't want his phone full of that spiderweb, right?

Yes spider webs and nothing else.

Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?

Its one day and its Halloween, its a perfect time to enjoy yourself and test the limits of your trust I'm each other. A hero needs a day off too sometimes.

I wish I could give you more than one thumb up.

What is wrong with that? A little to needy and whining aren't you?

that's ok...superheroes are busy!

Are you that selfish, OP? Your boyfriend is risking his neck to save people, and you only want attention. For shame!

Can he message you on the Web?

Oh I see what you did there -.^

#46 At first I thought your username was "Shittycat213".

I laughed way too hard at this.

@48 It'd describe his comment better with that kind of name.