By AML - 31/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 276
You deserved it 15 328

Same thing different taste

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You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.

Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?

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You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.

She should chill because it's halloween. OP your boyfriend doesn't need to text you all day everyday - let him have some fun in his costume today.

With great power comes great responsibility

OP should be able to survive one day without getting a text from her boyfriend, especially if he tells her why he'll be incommunicado then I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

buttcramp 21

yeah props to him too for staying in character all day.

OP, I am in costume as Diaper Man from the Mighty Heroes. You can text me as much as you want.

NinjaMouse 8

Spider-Man suit, of course it's non-negotiable!

Damian95 16

Is this an appropriate time to say sticky situation?

Hey, Spiderman is a very busy man anyway. And you don't want his phone full of that spiderweb, right?

Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?

Wizardo 33

Its one day and its Halloween, its a perfect time to enjoy yourself and test the limits of your trust I'm each other. A hero needs a day off too sometimes.

I wish I could give you more than one thumb up.

What is wrong with that? A little to needy and whining aren't you?

Are you that selfish, OP? Your boyfriend is risking his neck to save people, and you only want attention. For shame!

Rainhawk94 27