Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.
Apretendbiscuit 12
Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?
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Comments (173)
timss4 19
Idk how to take this as an fml for you... Lol you have an awesome boyfriend and he warned you he'd be busy, sounds like he cares enough to me
worldclassrager 41
If he was hulk I understand...
ElectroThunder28 16
Can't argue with logic. Wait....
Likian5 26
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard after reading this.
QueenMari 1
I'm laughing way too hard at the comments on this one haha. Marry me, Spider-Man.
StraightPain 9
At least it's only one day lol but that's pretty funny.
XxF_MY_LIFExX 12
If its Spiderman it is non-negotiable. If it is any other super hero, then dump him.
psiloveyou15 12
I love how dumping is everyone's solution nowadays. OP, just try to take it with good humor. Take a day off from your boyfriend and focus on yourself for the day.
Thr33to16 8
You're seriously bitching about this? YDI for not having a ******* life to FML about
limabeans101029 21
So... go a day without texting him. It's not that difficult.
mekoveya 10
He's a keeper! (Why is this on FML?)
Sarairwin49 22
spider mans awesome though! if it were me I'd go to his house and let everyone see me with my amazing spiderman boyfriend :)