Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML
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Welshite 40
You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.
Apretendbiscuit 12
Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?
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Comments (173)
its2lu 11
What?
Dthsapprntc 23
19 and dresses up as Spiderman for Halloween. I only see one thing in his future......---> COMICON!!!!!!. But seriously OP, if you love him you'll accept this side of him and deal with it.
Kelishas 9
One day without texts while he is out saving the day? I think you can make the sacrifice..
love_me_electric 20
What do you think people did before cell phones were invented? Be grateful you live in an age where communication is instant, a hundred years ago you could go over a month without hearing from someone far away.
AKAR2521 4
you sound a bit obsessive over not being able to talk to him for a day. at least he had the decency to tell you why he wasnt going to text you
caden_bro 9
Sounds like overly attached girlfriend to me. I think you can go a few hours.
Colecto_fml 26
So?
monagro 22
Surely you can survive a day...
ottokat 15
No, YOU stop
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
I'm sorry but that's awesome