Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML
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Welshite 40
You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.
Apretendbiscuit 12
Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?
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Comments (173)
AbzZz 2
Give him a brake Mary Jane
jennaraaawrxoxx 7
I get why she's upset. Spider-Man sucks. If he was batman on the other hand...husband the **** out of him.
Reality_bites 14
Technically he hasn't gone the whole day without texting the OP. He texted her to say he couldn't text her
bolinar 10
I'm not sure what to do here... It's not a "your life sucks" because anyone can get over a day of not texting someone. It's not a "you deserved" it for the same reason. I would say you deserved it because you felt it necessary to write it... Anyone else????
Sweetpea22 14
I clicked YDI. She sounds like a control freak
_the_unlucky_one 3
At least he's spiderman, and not something stupid, like a my little pony character.
Blink_me26 21
I see nothing wrong with this.
Sputnikspak 13
Can you not go one day without texting? Man, I guess I'm just old, half the time my cell phone is on the charger, on silent, in another room. If it's that important, they can leave a message.
harmtouch16 11
So...you can't go a whole day without texting?
KazuTrumpet1512 21
Honey?! Where's my supersuit?!
Martinez0285 28
No one got that reference ?? Wow I'm saddened by this
mythicaltimes 15
totally not an fml..he's awesome