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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 21:00 - Germany

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
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challan 19

Time for him to go back to wanking then, isn't it?

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challan 19

Time for him to go back to wanking then, isn't it?

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FightMyLiger 19

What makes you think he stopped? Just because she's slightly better doesn't mean there's not time for both. Hard to beat a man at his own game. Hehe.. Hard to beat.

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depocadoll 15

Ooh, ouch. Did you call him on it? I'd love to hear what the jerk had to say in response to you calling him out!.

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feelingold 18

He's Just Not That Into You. This surely can't be your first clue.

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londoner86 13

Right 106?! Why do so many women date men who obviously don't really care about them? I doubt OP's boyfriend has been loving and caring to her face...

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7yzzFML 17

Hahahahha, im sorry OP, but the way he said it just hilarious xD

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ThePsyche 9

I think that was already stated at the end of the post. Nice try though *pats on back*.

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Blackcatluck 19

That reminds me of the movie teeth O.O.

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EVnIAS 13

but #57 they ment with the other lips! Unless #3 and #36 were next door neighbors to that girl. in which cases they should be **** fighting heros!

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gotaplanstan 28

Break his hand then break up with him imo.

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Ambient25 24

For some reason that really weird movie "Teeth" comes to mind....

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EVnIAS 13

****** dentata any one?

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StiffPvtParts 43

Dump him, you deserve better, OP!

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DarthVader77 9

How exactly do you lnow that she does? He is a dick, granted. Ever thought that OP can actually deserve it?

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LuckBeNimble 19

48: unless you believe that nobody deserves to be treated with such little respect...

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quontag 15

Some people just don't deserve good boyfriends. And some people prefer cupcakes. I for one do not care for them.

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SunAndMoon427 12

48, Unless OP is a criminal or something, they sure as heck deserve better than this guy. He's a complete ass and for you to think anyone deserves that is sad

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MR_RODSQUAD 11

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SWhimsynBubbaS 14

That's the spirit! Way to be optimistic!

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RedPillSucks 31

I think you should give him more opportunity to test that hypothesis.

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ComoEsJuan 24

So, you overheard your ex-boyfriend, right? Maybe Palmala Handerson is the right woman for him.

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TrueTriage 16

Hando Calrissian? Or Morehand Freeman?

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Xatraris 38

Thumbelina and her four sisters. Have a good thing going there!

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hama806 19

What a stand up guy. Lose him OP, you'll be way better off.

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

Time to leave him to his hands. Maybe break them first....

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