Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML
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Welshite 40
You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.
Apretendbiscuit 12
Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?
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Comments (173)
marvelousvince 2
It's Halloween stop being a clingy bell-end
EpicSquishii 21
"I'm going to try to make you jealous because I'm too insecure to go a night without talking to you while we're both supposed to be out having our own fun." Seems reasonable.
Darkreign333 23
Hey OP, I know what you're going through. I went through the same. No friends, lived alone, only class and back to my apartment. But you need to find time for yourself and give him some time to himself. No matter how much two people like each other, spending every moment together will make both of you sick of each other. Yes, I know this from experience, so please try :) you'll savor the time you're together more than if you spend every waking second on him. Best to you both and may be happy truly together someday.
hplover7 11
I think you should respect that :D sucks though he can't just manage to text you a couple times though. Or call!
yesrod 4
Texting isn't that important. And he's Spider-Man.
chelduhhhh 1
Your boyfriend should make an fml about having a girlfriend so needy that she doesn't understand that it's a little difficult to type while in costume.... On Halloween.
Alaynathelion 5
Does he go to msu? Lol
awilliams44 9
It is Halloween! (:
joeyl2008 29
I honestly don't see the big deal it's one day and I don't see why the op said her boyfriends age, plenty of people hia age and even older still dress up
diaspora_fml 26
Your desperate neediness should always remain sequestered at a long distance.