You're both doing something wrong or it just wasn't meant to be

Now.. wait for the awkward conversation you'll have with your boyfriend when you find out that he really did lose his phone at Burger king..

Haha, now that would make this FML complete

Begone peasant. The king is busy.

Cancel his phone contract for it bring "lost"

I don't think you understand how privity of contract works...

35 - Your profile's still private. :'[

I bet OP is a Big Mac. That was a fat joke for all of you who want to thumbs down me.

23- I hate people like you who comment on someone else's comment and say something that literally has nothing to do with what the other person said. Go start your own thread.

Pickles are green.

Also, 23; Big Macs are McDonald's. Whoppers are Burger King.

Sounds like he re-thought the relationship for her...

You don't suck.

The sky is blue...

Was that sarcasm?

oh my god, is there a burger king song?!

Kinda hard to sing on text messaging.

I work at Burger King making flame-broiled Whoppers, I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done! Not that hard.

I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce. Don't be frontin', son, no seeds on the bun We be up in this drive through order for two I gots a cravin' for a numba 9 like mah shoe! We need some chicken up in here In this dizzle For rizzle, my nizzle Extra salt on the frizzle Docta pepper my brotha, Another for ya motha! Double double super size and don't forget the fries. CRISPY.

^ I love both of you

its not like my shoe its likewise too

LiveLaughFML said the wrong song though. That was the big mac rap. This is clearly Burger King. But it's true, the "Big Mac Rap" is way better than that lame song that was posted above this person. :I

^ uh k? At least mine is about Burger King. Jerk.

does it really matter, lol? they're both talking about burgers.

97 the song posted by 38 was THE Burger King song. (sang by Peter griffin when he worked at Burger King in Family Guy)

And sung in a random flash video on the Internet ages before it was on Family Guy. Though saying that makes me feel like a hipster.

BK fries! :drools:

I love your picture!!

Weird, my name is Kimberly Marie too and you were born exactly 2 months before me. O_o

It's okay.