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  ohmandapants  |  16

I work at Burger King making flame-broiled Whoppers, I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done!

Not that hard.

  LiveLaughFML  |  10

I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce.
Don't be frontin', son, no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive through order for two
I gots a cravin' for a numba 9 like mah shoe!
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle, my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Docta pepper my brotha,
Another for ya motha!
Double double super size and don't forget the fries.


  SoSickWithIt  |  14

LiveLaughFML said the wrong song though.
That was the big mac rap. This is clearly Burger King.
But it's true, the "Big Mac Rap" is way better than that lame song that was posted above this person. :I

By  loserman67  |  35

AWWWWWWWWW man, I thought this was the beginning of some sex-fantasy role play scenario.....

"Hello, yes this is Burger King, I'd love to deliver my Whopper to you..."

Oh well, drop the bum. Go for the Colonel Sanders instead, he's "finger lickin good"!