By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States
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Well I hope you at least tried to get a free burger out of him.
Now.. wait for the awkward conversation you'll have with your boyfriend when you find out that he really did lose his phone at Burger king..
Haha, now that would make this FML complete
Begone peasant. The king is busy.
Cancel his phone contract for it bring "lost"
I don't think you understand how privity of contract works...
35 - Your profile's still private. :'[
I bet OP is a Big Mac. That was a fat joke for all of you who want to thumbs down me.
He sounds like a catch!
oh my god, is there a burger king song?!
Kinda hard to sing on text messaging.
I work at Burger King making flame-broiled Whoppers, I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done! Not that hard.
I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce. Don't be frontin', son, no seeds on the bun We be up in this drive through order for two I gots a cravin' for a numba 9 like mah shoe! We need some chicken up in here In this dizzle For rizzle, my nizzle Extra salt on the frizzle Docta pepper my brotha, Another for ya motha! Double double super size and don't forget the fries. CRISPY.
^ I love both of you
its not like my shoe its likewise too
LiveLaughFML said the wrong song though. That was the big mac rap. This is clearly Burger King. But it's true, the "Big Mac Rap" is way better than that lame song that was posted above this person. :I
^ uh k? At least mine is about Burger King. Jerk.
97 the song posted by 38 was THE Burger King song. (sang by Peter griffin when he worked at Burger King in Family Guy)
And sung in a random flash video on the Internet ages before it was on Family Guy. Though saying that makes me feel like a hipster.
Time to bin the jerk, life is too short to waste on liars.
I love your picture!!
Weird, my name is Kimberly Marie too and you were born exactly 2 months before me. O_o
aww im sorry! :(
It's okay.
AWWWWWWWWW man, I thought this was the beginning of some sex-fantasy role play scenario..... "Hello, yes this is Burger King, I'd love to deliver my Whopper to you..." Oh well, drop the bum. Go for the Colonel Sanders instead, he's "finger lickin good"!
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I think it's time to rethink your relationship.
He sounds like a whopper of a jerk.