Kinky
By 9gingerface66 - 15/01/2012 06:29 - United States

By 9gingerface66 - 15/01/2012 06:29 - United States
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what did you say?
What does it matter, he was snoring?
i got a strange tingling in my pants
She said "Baby, I've been told I'm amazing in bed. It's when somebody joins me that it all goes wrong"
F*** yo couch!
Aww.. there, there it's ok.. You'll get better ;)
I doubt she will try again soon. Confidence levels gone
Don't worry, I am one of the worst dirty talker you can find. It just gets so awkward. What do I say next? It all means the same! Best way to practice though is in person. Lay on the bed together and ask him what he likes to hear. Baby steps.
Maybe she already did really well and he fell asleep after the. Erm. Payload. Hahaha
thats kinky
Not really...
You weren't talking dirty enough!
Talk trashier. I would recommend Vanilla scented trash bags to turn him on. (past FML reference)
Or jerking off!
Haha or it was that boring lol
That heavy breathing wasn't snoring.
That's skill... talking dirty while sleeping
Was it a dirty snore??
So now not only are blondes dumb, but people who have a blonde person in there display picture... Interesting.
Perhaps he has narcolepsy, don't judge..
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That heavy breathing wasn't snoring.
"Oh baby, never bathe again... your hair is so greasy... rub that cupcake on my ankle!" Oh, not that dirty?