Kinky

By 9gingerface66 - 15/01/2012 06:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML
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That heavy breathing wasn't snoring.

"Oh baby, never bathe again... your hair is so greasy... rub that cupcake on my ankle!" Oh, not that dirty?

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what did you say?

So many fail 1st comments.

What does it matter, he was snoring?

I bet she sang him a sexy lullaby, but it didn't have the desired affect.

"Oh baby, never bathe again... your hair is so greasy... rub that cupcake on my ankle!" Oh, not that dirty?

i got a strange tingling in my pants

She said "Baby, I've been told I'm amazing in bed. It's when somebody joins me that it all goes wrong"

F*** yo couch!

Aww.. there, there it's ok.. You'll get better ;)

I doubt she will try again soon. Confidence levels gone

Don't worry, I am one of the worst dirty talker you can find. It just gets so awkward. What do I say next? It all means the same! Best way to practice though is in person. Lay on the bed together and ask him what he likes to hear. Baby steps.

Maybe she already did really well and he fell asleep after the. Erm. Payload. Hahaha

You weren't talking dirty enough!

Talk trashier. I would recommend Vanilla scented trash bags to turn him on. (past FML reference)

Step your game up thats all, you do get an A for effort

That heavy breathing wasn't snoring.

That's skill... talking dirty while sleeping

Was it a dirty snore??

Your profile pic would be a blonde too wht a dumb question

So now not only are blondes dumb, but people who have a blonde person in there display picture... Interesting.

Perhaps he has narcolepsy, don't judge..