So many fail 1st comments.

What does it matter, he was snoring?

I bet she sang him a sexy lullaby, but it didn't have the desired affect.

"Oh baby, never bathe again... your hair is so greasy... rub that cupcake on my ankle!" Oh, not that dirty?

i got a strange tingling in my pants

She said "Baby, I've been told I'm amazing in bed. It's when somebody joins me that it all goes wrong"

F*** yo couch!

I doubt she will try again soon. Confidence levels gone

Don't worry, I am one of the worst dirty talker you can find. It just gets so awkward. What do I say next? It all means the same! Best way to practice though is in person. Lay on the bed together and ask him what he likes to hear. Baby steps.

Maybe she already did really well and he fell asleep after the. Erm. Payload. Hahaha

Not really...

Talk trashier. I would recommend Vanilla scented trash bags to turn him on. (past FML reference)

True

Damn...

Haha or it was that boring lol

Lmfao.

Your profile pic would be a blonde too wht a dumb question

So now not only are blondes dumb, but people who have a blonde person in there display picture... Interesting.