Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.
Apretendbiscuit 12
Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?
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Comments (173)
JMichael 26
Hey! He's a busy man! Fighting the Green Goblin and all.
JVIarijke 24
Listen to yourself, you're whining because your boyfriend won't text you for one day. That's super needy.
Sweetpea22 14
I hate whiners like OP. My BF and I are in a long distance relationship and I know when he isn't busy he will call me or text me.
mycondolences2u 7
*like*
darkknight2705 1
That is the saddest FML I've seen
bolinar 10
Agreed!
fuzz97 23
oh no! one whole day without texting! whatever shall we do??
Iguanadon 14
What's the problem here? He's a keeper.
mosquito19 14
i don't see how you can text while you're inside mary jane
JhovannyA 7
Trust me. It isn't easy. Lol happy Halloween OP lol
Sweetpea22 14
God forbid he doesn't text you for a day. I have a feeling you're one of those people who is glued to their phone and uses it even when going out to a fancy dinner.
Robo_Wonder 2
You're right! This is completely unreasonable! It's not like it's a national holiday during which people are encouraged to wear costumes all day! Oh wait.