Shorty

By Anonymous - 07/09/2020 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML
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Time for some self defense classes and also large people do have vulnerabilities. the knees, eyes, throat, ears, temples and groin area.

And so you then file an assault report and have the bobbies incarcerate his 7-ft ass for a few months. As a community support officer, it doesn’t allow people to abuse and assault you anymore than a citizen, but you can still get justice by filing an assault report with law enforcement.

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Yep—defund the police...that’ll work well...

Who the hell does a thumbs down? Stupid people.

Defund means to reduce spending. Instead of sending a death squad to this scene, they should send the community support officer with one cop for backup.

OP’s in 🇬🇧

That call "centre" job is not looking so bad now.

Time to join a jiu jitsu gym

Time for some self defense classes and also large people do have vulnerabilities. the knees, eyes, throat, ears, temples and groin area.

And so you then file an assault report and have the bobbies incarcerate his 7-ft ass for a few months. As a community support officer, it doesn’t allow people to abuse and assault you anymore than a citizen, but you can still get justice by filing an assault report with law enforcement.