Shorty

By Anonymous - 07/09/2020 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML
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Charlie Given 25
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Time for some self defense classes and also large people do have vulnerabilities. the knees, eyes, throat, ears, temples and groin area.

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coius 23

And so you then file an assault report and have the bobbies incarcerate his 7-ft ass for a few months. As a community support officer, it doesn’t allow people to abuse and assault you anymore than a citizen, but you can still get justice by filing an assault report with law enforcement.

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fjvitt 14
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Yep—defund the police...that’ll work well...

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galvinizd 7

Who the hell does a thumbs down? Stupid people.

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RichardPencil 30
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Defund means to reduce spending. Instead of sending a death squad to this scene, they should send the community support officer with one cop for backup.

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Angelica Ballard 19
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OP’s in 🇬🇧

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RichardPencil 30
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That call "centre" job is not looking so bad now.

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playa350 8
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Time to join a jiu jitsu gym

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Charlie Given 25
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Time for some self defense classes and also large people do have vulnerabilities. the knees, eyes, throat, ears, temples and groin area.

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coius 23

And so you then file an assault report and have the bobbies incarcerate his 7-ft ass for a few months. As a community support officer, it doesn’t allow people to abuse and assault you anymore than a citizen, but you can still get justice by filing an assault report with law enforcement.

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