By Shady_Soldier - United Kingdom
Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML
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  epicwaffles  |  7

Am I the only one not making puns and wondering how they got the real Michael Jackson to pose as a statue?

  T9FTW  |  20

Yeah, if I were the OP, I'd leave too. After all, I don't Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'.

Heck, I'd probably laugh about it in the future. "Remember the Time when I Scream-ed at that Stranger in Moscow?"

By  DocBastard  |  38

Your fear of Michael Jackson? What's to be afraid of? He just liked children, slept in a hyperbaric chamber, had a pet monkey, destroyed his face with plastic surgery...

Ok you have a point.

  Peachy2392  |  26

His face after all the surgeries creeped me out the most. My brother printed out pictures of him and posted them all over the house and my room to help me "get over it".

  \  |  28

If MJ had went to therapy and not used Propofol, he'd likely still be with us today.

  Sputnikspak  |  13

83 - He didn't so much turn himself white as he had vitiligo, spots started showing up in the 80's and eventually his skin was white with brown spots, it was easier to use makeup to make him all white.

  T9FTW  |  20

So I AOL searched "michael jackson scary face" and clicked "Images". God bless anyone who decides to do the same.