FML : Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween...

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Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Shady_Soldier / Thursday 31 October 2013 08:41 / United Kingdom

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By skilova4lifezzz | 19

#5736642 - Thursday 31 October 2013 16:26

Wow. What a thriller. Probably scared you black and white.

By Welshite | 39

#5736643 - Thursday 31 October 2013 16:26

I'll bet you Beat It out of there.

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By skilova4lifezzz | 19

#5736642 - Thursday 31 October 2013 16:26

Wow. What a thriller. Probably scared you black and white.

deet124 | 9

#5736659 - Thursday 31 October 2013 16:36

Dammit you beat me to it. FML

Nyx_fml | 23

#5736660 - Thursday 31 October 2013 16:37

All OP could do was Scream.

epicwaffles | 7

#5736663 - Thursday 31 October 2013 16:39

Am I the only one not making puns and wondering how they got the real Michael Jackson to pose as a statue?

xXxJaGsTeRxXx | 11

#5736666 - Thursday 31 October 2013 16:41

OP didn't even notice. That man is such a smooth criminal.

HowieDoIt | 21

#5736698 - Thursday 31 October 2013 17:16

These puns are so Bad. It's time to learn the ABC's of humor.

trueblue170 | 13

#5736702 - Thursday 31 October 2013 17:19

It IS Human Nature to be scared of some things.

mackdeezy | 20

#5736748 - Thursday 31 October 2013 18:32

I guess This Is It. The moment when you face the facts and realize your fear is Invincible.

fucMyLifeSoHard | 18

#5736813 - Thursday 31 October 2013 19:24

18- I really hope you're kidding.

Freethaawave | 19

#5736904 - Thursday 31 October 2013 20:27

#56 - Youuu are not alone

bfsd42 | 20

#5736936 - Thursday 31 October 2013 21:07

No 18, you are just thread Jack-ing.

andrealovvve | 17

#5736969 - Thursday 31 October 2013 21:52

There's no words for how idiotic you made yourself sound.

swaggalikethat | 22

#5737005 - Thursday 31 October 2013 22:41

That sounds Dangerous, I hope it wasn't too Bad, Op.

mansen | 15

#5737038 - Thursday 31 October 2013 23:37

ABC 123...Peeee!!!

jman26 | 11

#5737286 - Friday 1 November 2013 3:19

It coulda Ben worse

Kage01 | 4

#5737399 - Friday 1 November 2013 5:10

Time to look at the man in the mirror

Bobby_007 | 9

#5737685 - Friday 1 November 2013 11:50

#18 you need to, Beat It.

karlymarie27 | 9

#5738266 - Friday 1 November 2013 21:14

#18 You can Beat It out of them.

By Welshite | 39

#5736643 - Thursday 31 October 2013 16:26

I'll bet you Beat It out of there.

T9FTW | 20

#5737311 - Friday 1 November 2013 3:48

Yeah, if I were the OP, I'd leave too. After all, I don't Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'.

Heck, I'd probably laugh about it in the future. "Remember the Time when I Scream-ed at that Stranger in Moscow?"

By DocBastard | 38

#5736644 - Thursday 31 October 2013 16:28

Your fear of Michael Jackson? What's to be afraid of? He just liked children, slept in a hyperbaric chamber, had a pet monkey, destroyed his face with plastic surgery...

Ok you have a point.

Peachy2392 | 26

#5736651 - Thursday 31 October 2013 16:31

His face after all the surgeries creeped me out the most. My brother printed out pictures of him and posted them all over the house and my room to help me "get over it".

skilova4lifezzz | 19

#5736654 - Thursday 31 October 2013 16:34

That's Bad, could have ruined your Childhood, but don't worry #9; You Are Not Alone. We will all Come Together, and as a group we will Smile as we Heal The World.

\ | 28

#5736722 - Thursday 31 October 2013 17:49

If MJ had went to therapy and not used Propofol, he'd likely still be with us today.

Cwizer | 17

#5736735 - Thursday 31 October 2013 18:19

Nothing to see folks. Just another pop legend scaring people in the afterlife. It is Halloween !!

KawaiiCupcake | 14

#5736868 - Thursday 31 October 2013 19:55

I think there should be a phobia of Michel Jackson...
There is one for everything... Even for Halloween O_O

JMichael | 25

#5737040 - Thursday 31 October 2013 23:38

We'd call it kingofpopaphobia.

tjv3 | 10

#5737144 - Friday 1 November 2013 1:47

Don't forget that he turned himself white

buttcramp | 21

#5737216 - Friday 1 November 2013 2:27

I grew up scared of him too

Sputnikspak | 13

#5737268 - Friday 1 November 2013 3:03

83 - He didn't so much turn himself white as he had vitiligo, spots started showing up in the 80's and eventually his skin was white with brown spots, it was easier to use makeup to make him all white.