Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.
Apretendbiscuit 12
Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?
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Comments (173)
ouch_963 4
My long-distance BF has non text days for video games. Let him have some fun. He'll love you all the more for it OP.
Sweetpea22 14
My long distance BF is a hard core gamer too, and he doesn't call every day because of it. God forbid OP's boyfriend doesn't text because he's busy.
perdix 31
You should find a local guy whose fingers always work. If you're lucky, he'll demonstrate that with something other than texting, if you know what I mean;)
kurodansei 16
or Pointing! (out how good you look every time you do something new with your hair or wardrobe )
KimmyCupZ 21
That's what you get when you date a super hero, OP ^^,
mackdeezy 22
Hey im on his side, and at least it isnt a Wolverine suit, that would REALLY make it difficult.
lagrimae 9
it's once a year, just let him be.
sammyjanette 17
You're freaking out about your partner not being able to text you for ONE day? I understand that you're long-distance, so communication is super important, but that's bordering on clingy.
False_Stupidity 42
Spider web clingy...
luckylucas26 9
With great power, comes great responsibility, duh!!
loyal_American 2
this man is awesome!
buckdharma 38
So, Did Peter Parker pick a text of pickled letters?
kinky44 28
Yeah, earlier in the comments.
mannatee 19
Really? It's holloween and you're complaining because your boyfriend can't text you in his Spider-Man costume. Really