By sadddddd - Canada
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
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  Kyzahhh  |  7

Atleast when you have kids and they complain about feeling sick you can tell them this story and not to complain till this has happened to them


That's what I always do :/ especially cause I live in a house where people could care less if I am covered in sick or not. Besides, if ou crap first, there's less of a chance that you will when you actually do puke.

By  xlorawrz  |  9

The "Oh, shit, please tell me that didn't just happen" events always tend to happen at houses other than your own.
Sorry OP, hope you took care of yourself.