By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 825
You deserved it 3 260

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Oh man. everyone has to go through that disaster at least once

ElainaCutsYou 0

Sit on the toilet and lean over the tub.


Oh man. everyone has to go through that disaster at least once

Atleast when you have kids and they complain about feeling sick you can tell them this story and not to complain till this has happened to them

enonymous 8

It's good that she's a chick. Blame it on a really strong period causing your colon to cramp up

Honey badger dont give a shit! That sucks op i feel bad

18- haha I love that

zuzupetalsYO 11

Good thing you are right next to a shower. Get in it!

This happened to me in school when i was six and people still slag me about it to this day

It's a shitty situation.

Either take your friends clothing and clean up and dispose of shitty clothing. Or try to go home??

I think I've read at least five FML's similar to this. :|

ur profile picture. was it taken in Madison, ms at calk of the walk

I confirmed this FML xD

Pebbles89 9

#50 are those naked people???!

Charkan_fml 7

#84 Why yes, they are.

shit happens and we have to deal with them. *awkward moment* with a fellow of your friend.

Ahh, I see what you did there

Good job. Would you like an award?

BooGhosted 0

Would you?^ Cause I do.

No soup for you!!

ElainaCutsYou 0

Sit on the toilet and lean over the tub.

herpitydurteedur 0

That's what I always do :/ especially cause I live in a house where people could care less if I am covered in sick or not. Besides, if ou crap first, there's less of a chance that you will when you actually do puke.

sxe_beast 11

The tub and toilet in some bathrooms are night right next to each other. Like mine. I sit on the toilet and hold the waist basket O.O.

21: i did the same thing..

multitasking is a good skill to have(;

Pretty sure OP just explained why multitasking fails here.

Lol must've been quite the party to have been sleeping in your pants. ;)

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

They could've easily been pajama pants.

Very possible, and was probably then worded that way because "shit my pants" is the cliché term. Nice catch sir.


btstig 11

Sometimes keeping shit to yourself is a good idea.

Oh I see what you did there :)

polishboy 0

Very punny sir. Good one

joefrazier 20

Man that is messed up

Good looking dog. Bad comment.

The "Oh, shit, please tell me that didn't just happen" events always tend to happen at houses other than your own. Sorry OP, hope you took care of yourself.

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Yeah like one time when i was at my friends house, there was a pocket knife on her bathroom counter and I started looking at it. Then I dropped in in the toilet.

Bbhd05 0

#46. tha fuck?!?

ibhim 0

Play it like a hangover bro, it works perfectly.

Hangovers -should- smell like alcohol, dissapointment and slow death. They do not smell like a toddler after a sopository.