By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
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karagarren 8
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Oh man. everyone has to go through that disaster at least once

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ElainaCutsYou 0

Sit on the toilet and lean over the tub.

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karagarren 8
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Oh man. everyone has to go through that disaster at least once

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Kyzahhh 7
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Atleast when you have kids and they complain about feeling sick you can tell them this story and not to complain till this has happened to them

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enonymous 8

It's good that she's a chick. Blame it on a really strong period causing your colon to cramp up

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FailBear920 19
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Honey badger dont give a shit! That sucks op i feel bad

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hypuuurness 6
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18- haha I love that

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Good thing you are right next to a shower. Get in it!

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ArcadePie 10
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This happened to me in school when i was six and people still slag me about it to this day

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touch_the_sky 7
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It's a shitty situation.

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DEADTR00PER 0
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Either take your friends clothing and clean up and dispose of shitty clothing. Or try to go home??

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abbyelizabeth 9
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I think I've read at least five FML's similar to this. :|

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xTexasLonghorn1 0
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ur profile picture. was it taken in Madison, ms at calk of the walk

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Po1ntBlank 0
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I confirmed this FML xD

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Pebbles89 9

#50 are those naked people???!

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Charkan_fml 7

#84 Why yes, they are.

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chrissi3vintage 0
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shit happens and we have to deal with them. *awkward moment* with a fellow of your friend.

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HeavyScout 0
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Ahh, I see what you did there

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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Good job. Would you like an award?

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BooGhosted 0

Would you?^ Cause I do.

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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No soup for you!!

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ElainaCutsYou 0

Sit on the toilet and lean over the tub.

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herpitydurteedur 0

That's what I always do :/ especially cause I live in a house where people could care less if I am covered in sick or not. Besides, if ou crap first, there's less of a chance that you will when you actually do puke.

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sxe_beast 11

The tub and toilet in some bathrooms are night right next to each other. Like mine. I sit on the toilet and hold the waist basket O.O.

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Ames19 6
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21: i did the same thing..

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sunrise1234 3
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multitasking is a good skill to have(;

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Freeze_fml 16
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Pretty sure OP just explained why multitasking fails here.

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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Lol must've been quite the party to have been sleeping in your pants. ;)

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

They could've easily been pajama pants.

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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Very possible, and was probably then worded that way because "shit my pants" is the cliché term. Nice catch sir.

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lmBobSaget 0
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SCREAMING EAGLE!

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btstig 11

Sometimes keeping shit to yourself is a good idea.

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hurrican_fml 0
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Oh I see what you did there :)

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polishboy 0

Very punny sir. Good one

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joefrazier 20

Man that is messed up

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slick5880 22
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Good looking dog. Bad comment.

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xlorawrz 9
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The "Oh, shit, please tell me that didn't just happen" events always tend to happen at houses other than your own. Sorry OP, hope you took care of yourself.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Yeah like one time when i was at my friends house, there was a pocket knife on her bathroom counter and I started looking at it. Then I dropped in in the toilet.

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Bbhd05 0

#46. tha fuck?!?

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ibhim 0

Play it like a hangover bro, it works perfectly.

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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Hangovers -should- smell like alcohol, dissapointment and slow death. They do not smell like a toddler after a sopository.

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