By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 06:04 - Canada 5 2 27 14 Today, I informed my parents that my husband and I are separating after much deliberation. We came to this conclusion relatively peacefully. According to my parents, I'm now Satan, and will end up on the streets as a crack whore if we don't change our minds and stay together. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 498 You deserved it 4 124 Tweet Share
Manoeuvres in the dark By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 21:13 - Canada 8 3 20 17 Today, I had to perform with my orchestra at an event. I hadn't eaten at all because I had to get my blood sugar tested. During the middle of a song, I passed out. No one helped me and no one stopped playing, "because the song wasn't over and they didn't want to ruin the performance." FML I agree, your life sucks 31 667 You deserved it 6 259 Tweet Share
By Ballhugger - 06/12/2009 20:42 - Canada 4 1 47 32 Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 515 You deserved it 11 124 Tweet Share