About Chrissi3vintage
Hi, my friend, I am a proud Californian whose is secretly Canadian that likes to peel bananas. I have a seemingly strange vivid imagination of my own that you all shall not understand. I lives in a silent world and both of my ears are merely deaf.I never has heard a sound in my life and I proudly uses sign language. It will never be possible for you to receive any further utterly disappointments from me. Shit, life's icey good, right? Now, FO SHOO.
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