By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
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TeachAllTheMath 19

I think it’s pretty awesome you cleaned up your own vomit in the bathroom. I’m sure they genuinely appreciated that.

Lesson learned: always stick around for a minute or two for any aftershocks.

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At least you shared.

Lobby_Bee 17

Wipe yourself up and do it all over again.

Lucky you didn't have to take a shit.

Lesson learned: always stick around for a minute or two for any aftershocks.

exileonmainst 16

If only you’d thrown up on someone else in front of the whole pub, then everything would’ve been fine!

TeachAllTheMath 19

I think it’s pretty awesome you cleaned up your own vomit in the bathroom. I’m sure they genuinely appreciated that.

Time to go home after you vomit, not return to the party...

It's nice that you cleaned up after yourself, but anything that has you getting a little too drunk is an automatic YDI. And perhaps you should have gone straight home after puking the first time.

ChuckChuckyLukeMrCowboy 5

It'll be okay, they didn't expect anything less

Stay off the al-key-hop.