By Amy - United States

Not now, Kelsey

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
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  teddygraham1  |  1

I use to work retail and my section was near the bathrooms so I was always the one cleaning it during my shifts, the Womens was absolutely way worse than the mens. I don't know how, but women can manage to have explosive shit all over the walls and toilet and onto the floor.

  Person000  |  0

the womens bathrooms I clean are soooooooooooOOkoOo00000oopoopOooo worse than the Mens, women manage to shit on the walls, ceiling, sink, floor. it's like they shit in their hands and then wipe the shit all over the walls and in the ceiling cuz it smells like a dead body


I'm a girl, but I agree that ladies toilets are worse. when I was at school girls used to wipe their make-up from their hands all on the sinks, they would pull the loo roll from the cubicles all around the room, on other occasions they would get loo roll, wet it, then throw it on the ceiling so it stuck there. They'd write things with marker pen all in the cubicles, usually about people. The mens SMELL worse, when you walk past it, but the ladies loos are actually really bad.


The worst thing that happened to the men's is that someone tried to steal a ps3 controller by cutting the package open in the back of the store. He ended up cutting his hand BADLY and tracked blood from the back of the store ALL the way to the front and all over the men's room. He had to go to the hospital before getting arrested. I had to clean it all : /

The women's bathroom is still worse.

  FarSide  |  22

Sorry to hear that OP, but YDI for going into a New Jersey Women's restroom.

Next time, console yourself in a Texas Women's stall and you'll come out smelling like orange blossoms.

Guaranteed or your money back.


you didnt throw up, if u did, u would include the reaction of the kid in the fml

by your crying and name, i assume youre a girl
by busting in and blowing chunks in a school washroom, i assume the kid is a boy... unless im wrong, someone was in the wrong washroom

  MrsDruidess  |  23

sorry but OP YDI, bathrooms are for going to the bathroom, not crying like a little bitch! The person your complaining about should be the one on here, some little cry baby runind my personal shit time with her tears and vomit. . .

By  MyraVAN  |  0

What does " having a huge row with my friend mean"? But yeah fyl I almost threw up when some girl came in the bathroom and did that while I was brushing my teeth.

  ubetrwatchBN  |  5

According to Sirin's definition, comprehension is half of intelligence. One's ability to read/write in a coherent fashion is a measure of their comprehension. So, someone who can read and write well can at least
say that they're half-intelligent. lol. And that's something that many here can't say.

By  KVKdragon  |  26

aww, that sucks. try to get through the rest of the day and eat your heart out in chocolate. that's what I do whenever I'm depressed. that and I watch a tv show that isn't based on reality so I forget about reality altogether for awhile.

  KVKdragon  |  26

it's not we can control our emotions when we're upset over something that happened on a personal level. having a row with a best friend can be pretty impacting on one's emotions.