You OK in there?

By stinkypants - 10/11/2011 03:15 - India

Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
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samiwammy 5

Trying to redecorate their bathroom?

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nick347b 6

If someone makes one more shitty joke...

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Cloudberry 10
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You all know that SOMEONE'S gotta say it... Must have been a shitty day for you :/

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thaCODgod 4
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you just had to...

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thaCODgod 4
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you just had to...

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thaCODgod 4
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you just had to...

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MrBoredGuy 1

I'm getting sick of this shit

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enonymous 8

Curry does that to everyone. I shit myself just thinking about some Indian curry

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EvilPotato 14
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1 someones got to say it, you know someones got to say it, *puts on sunglasses* you're a loser.

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ImFrackinBored 13

Everyone prepare for a shit storm of bad puns... ...wait...

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SystemofaBlink41 27

He should've locked the and shit down! (that was so horrible it lowered my self esteem)

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roadie143 0

lock the door, before u take a dump.. simple mannerisms..

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thantomaniac 0
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Mannerism: n. An exaggerated or affected adherence to a particular style or manner. Perhaps you were looking for a different word?

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theten_fml 9

This might sound a bit crazy but it kinda seems to me like he was in a rush. When you're in rush, at times you don't think things through. Btw I think the word was "terrorism" haha!

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you_freak 7

Desperate times... Sometimes the door can wait!

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samiwammy 5

Trying to redecorate their bathroom?

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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Oh my god... there's shit everywhere... THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE! DAMMIT He shit on the windows! OH MY GOD!

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Drummerboy1234 0

oh yeah 19, you are a clever one.

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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26- It's a reference from a movie nobody has probably seen. I guess I was asking for a response as such.

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maddog_3610 1

It's on Dumb and Dumber

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ktl743 0
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Dumb and dumberer ^

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Nightwing98 22

I got the reference and laughed 19

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Toxicityy_fml 9
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Do you not lock the door when you enter the bathroom..? Or is it just me.

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brown4lifejot 1
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Its just you...wtf man OP said he didnt lock the door so no i dont think its just you.

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jedielf 23
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Depends. If you're using the bathroom at someone's house, you don't need to lock the door - door closed = occupied, or at least don't go in there for a while. But if you're using a bathroom where it has one of those "occupied/vacant" signs on the locks... which is why I didn't vote for a FYL or a YDI on this one, because maybe he didn't need to lock the door. He never said whether he was in someone's house or in a restaurant.

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sunlovinmama 1

He may have been in such a rush to make it to the toilet in time that he didn't lock the door when he normally would have

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ohmandapants 16
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Locking the door is second nature to me...in a rush or not...

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SilentTreatment 7
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Hey. When you gotta go, ya gotta go...

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FreeDrawn 7
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thing is , he was already doing it .

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baconstrips 12
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Sounds like a shitty- nah I'm just kiddin ;)

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nick347b 6

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brown4lifejot 1
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Well you've got shit up your ass. ;D

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theguy33 1
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Why the fuck do people even say what number 7 just said in my opinion its just as fucking annoying.

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stacianichole 2

Not good at picking up on jokes, eh?

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DarkMoon159 5

Since you are from India, it's especially gross.

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DarkMoon159 5

indian food tastes like shit

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

Oh NASTY!! >_< Thank you so much for putting that picture in my mind.....

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instnt1nfction 17
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Also try imagining the sound effects for that and the feel of the partially liquid diarrhea on your foot while walking back to the toilet

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