By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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myballs 0
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At that point, did you vomit again?

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CH33RL34D3R 0

THAT's when the shit hits the fan...

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myballs 0
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At that point, did you vomit again?

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BJ94 0
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how could someone deserve something like that...

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mac222 0

you do. even more violently then you shit again and repeat the process until the entire system is flushed out. I know I've had it 6 times.

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xPedobear 0
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yup I had this once and all you do is vomit like every 10 minutes. and you usually wind up having diarrhea while you vomit. 8 hours straight of vomit and poo. the problem is you can't control your bowels when you're vomiting I went through like 8 pairs of boxers

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spaerro 8
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Take a shower, your life is in no way fucked.

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Jam33 0
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what 1 said i would probably do

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604 11
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om nom nom nom

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CH33RL34D3R 0

THAT's when the shit hits the fan...

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allard 14
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dayumm at your photo

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icall_BS 0

I came.

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Aim4thebullseye 4
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brb changing pants

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toqwert 0
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I call bs; I saw, conquered

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X3liteXHunterX 12

Lol.

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4ddie 0
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I would have freaked out if that happened to me.. :P I hope you washed your face after? :l

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Bloodknight 22
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Eww, that is so disgusting but picturing it made me laugh so hard, FYL!

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Luckster 0
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Ew....makes me thankful the sink is built right next to the toilet for when this happens. Became a very useful setup when I had food poisoning last year.

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diet_otaku 0
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i always keep the bathroom trashcan next to the toilet for this reason.

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InsanePPG 25
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Did anyone else immediately think of the South Park episode, where Kenny's dad had to keep throwing up and going #2 at the same time?

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LifeisFMLSnGMHs 0

Yes, that was my first thought as well!... Ya know... after, "ew" of course.

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stone_light 0
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lol and that's when her nose violently bled

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mylifesucksfmlfm 0
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YES!!!! Well... After i pissed myself laughing then i thought of the south park episode then pissed myself laughing again!

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smartass101 0
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you must have been shit faced (ahahaha, I am so funny). I will have to keep this in mind if i get sick. thanks for the heads up and FYL for sure!

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rockmum 0
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shitfaced,,,,,lol

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intensitive 11
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Okay, that was just nasty.

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