Health: Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 14:00

Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML

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Wardrobe change please

By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

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Hot lava from both ends

By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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myballs 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:34

At that point, did you vomit again?

CH33RL34D3R 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:42

THAT's when the shit hits the fan...

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myballs 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:34

At that point, did you vomit again?

BJ94 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 3:05

how could someone deserve something like that...

mac222 0

Monday 26 April 2010 4:52

you do. even more violently then you shit again and repeat the process until the entire system is flushed out. I know I've had it 6 times.

xPedobear 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 3:56

yup I had this once and all you do is vomit like every 10 minutes. and you usually wind up having diarrhea while you vomit. 8 hours straight of vomit and poo. the problem is you can't control your bowels when you're vomiting I went through like 8 pairs of boxers

spaerro 8

Thursday 25 August 2011 21:28

Take a shower, your life is in no way ******.

Jam33 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:40

what 1 said i would probably do

by12thenby6 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:04

damn

604 11

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:41

om nom nom nom

CH33RL34D3R 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:42

THAT's when the shit hits the fan...

allard 14

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:12

dayumm at your photo

icall_BS 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:51

I came.

JimmySullivan 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 9:48

Sexy

Aim4thebullseye 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 18:37

brb changing pants

toqwert 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 18:12

I call bs; I saw, conquered

X3liteXHunterX 12

Tuesday 4 October 2011 3:39

Lol.

4ddie 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:43

I would have freaked out if that happened to me.. :P I hope you washed your face after? :l

Bloodknight 22

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:46

Eww, that is so disgusting but picturing it made me laugh so hard, FYL!

Luckster 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:52

Ew....makes me thankful the sink is built right next to the toilet for when this happens. Became a very useful setup when I had food poisoning last year.