By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
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acid_fml 0

>.< I would have puked more!

@4 and 8, a lot of these take a couple days to get through the screening. @ OP, if the toilet was flushing how could it spray back up? usually when you flush the stuff goes down not up....

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first... is the spray really that powerful??

renthead88 0

gross

zach055 23

Sometimes I feel that way at lunch too, I just don't move for a few seconds and the feeling passes.

acid_fml 0

>.< I would have puked more!

An infinite loop!

dr_house_MD 0

except theres no school on saturdays

newguy_fml 0

PENIS!

_apecakez 0

well, atleast you could've tasted it again

Exactly what I was thinking number 4.

The FMLs don't necessarily have to be from today. The anecdote just requires it to start that way. OP: I'm so sorry.. That is horrible. I gagged while reading it.

@4 and 8, a lot of these take a couple days to get through the screening. @ OP, if the toilet was flushing how could it spray back up? usually when you flush the stuff goes down not up....

The water gets sloshed around a bunch as it's sucked down, and some of it does end up spraying up. =/