FML : Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's...

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Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By sicktomystomach - / Saturday 2 May 2009 17:05 / United States

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By acid_fml | 0

#163440 - Sunday 3 May 2009 2:38

>.< I would have puked more!

By pkmlove | 0

#163450 - Sunday 3 May 2009 2:42

@4 and 8, a lot of these take a couple days to get through the screening.

@ OP, if the toilet was flushing how could it spray back up? usually when you flush the stuff goes down not up....

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By maddierox13 | 0

#163435 - Sunday 3 May 2009 2:37

first...

is the spray really that powerful??

By renthead88 | 0

#163439 - Sunday 3 May 2009 2:38

gross

zach055 | 23

#975485 - Wednesday 7 April 2010 5:10

Sometimes I feel that way at lunch too, I just don't move for a few seconds and the feeling passes.

jpest17 | 5

#4971586 - Tuesday 25 September 2012 21:10

Prego?

By acid_fml | 0

#163440 - Sunday 3 May 2009 2:38

>.< I would have puked more!

CSweeney | 2

#4794560 - Thursday 9 August 2012 23:39

An infinite loop!

By dr_house_MD | 0

#163441 - Sunday 3 May 2009 2:39

except theres no school on saturdays

By newguy_fml | 0

#163442 - Sunday 3 May 2009 2:39

PENIS!

By _apecakez | 0

#163443 - Sunday 3 May 2009 2:40

well, atleast you could've tasted it again

By Roddsy | 0

#163445 - Sunday 3 May 2009 2:40

ewie..

By MaddieMonster | 0

#163447 - Sunday 3 May 2009 2:40

Exactly what I was thinking number 4.

By HelloStarshine | 0

#163449 - Sunday 3 May 2009 2:41

The FMLs don't necessarily have to be from today. The anecdote just requires it to start that way.

OP: I'm so sorry.. That is horrible. I gagged while reading it.

By pkmlove | 0

#163450 - Sunday 3 May 2009 2:42

@4 and 8, a lot of these take a couple days to get through the screening.

@ OP, if the toilet was flushing how could it spray back up? usually when you flush the stuff goes down not up....

how_to_implode | 17

#5838202 - Saturday 25 January 2014 0:55

The water gets sloshed around a bunch as it's sucked down, and some of it does end up spraying up. =/

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