Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
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PurpleFrostingg 7
Join them
Freeze_fml 17
Play some blaring loud Miley Cyrus shit in return.
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Comments (175)
chrissi3vintage 0
Sucks to be you!
NickyK 25
What if OP has secretly loves Hillbillies?
NickyK 25
What if OP secretly loves Hillbillies?
tanneriscool 2
Hey man.. Quit talking about my karaoke machine. I love it :D
PurpleFrostingg 7
Join them
humorizer 14
Impossible! Trailers don't have more than one floor! Ergo, they aren't hillbillies.
kings1fan 6
Have you seen Ashton Kutchers trailer? That trailer is 3 stories!
Kyzahhh 7
Well gawd dang it Cletus
enonymous 9
Therapistdownstairs does not know when to have a good time. Hopefully Miley is up next for you so you can sing a long
StoryOfTheYear 15
Sing a long what?
enonymous 9
SoTY you don't know every word to every Miley song? Foreshame
StoryOfTheYear 15
Sorry, It's Not Friday :(
CryMoreFMLs 15
OP should practice singing, if you can't beat 'em, out sing them!
tatababe 1
Fight back rock out to lady gaga that should get to them
hellbilly205 17
I dont see a problem with this FML i love achy breaky heart.
crazychick1269 7
you should join them:)
organicmtdew 0
StoryOfTheYear is making fun of you. In your context you MEANT "sing along," as in "sing with." The way you wrote it is more like "Sing a long song," but missing the noun at the end, which would indicate what the long thing you were singing is.
TipsfromSips 3
Don't play that song, that achy breaky song
JokerJohn7 0
Where the hell does it say anything about Miley?
gmc_blossom 21
103- Billy Ray Cyrus sings "Achy Breaky Heart". He is also Miley's father. -_-
Seabeast1000 4
GOD BLESS REDNECKS! and yeah join them mr. 5.9 cummins
tjv3 10
So since your neighbors Hank and Peggy Hill does that make you Khan?? "Are you Chinese or Japanese ?" lol
StoryOfTheYear 15
97- Lol....
Evan2297 0
Stop trying to sound smart. You are only making yourself sound like a dumbass.
akmufasa 1
94- Nice confederate flag you goddamned hick.
hellbilly205 17
Thank you :)
YtotsDI 0
oh my therapist is downstaires? yay thank god u found him!
kings1fan 6
If you can't beat them join them!
sxe_beast 11
Or call the police.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Hope she doesn't have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!
kitsune3 20
Your comment made me laugh so hard that I became light-headed. Oh god, I can feel the blood rushing to my head...
sniperkit 10
Or, alternatively, if you can't beat them then arrange to have them beaten.
hidingout777 0
Next time you see them just ask them to use it at reasonable times.
Notimetobleed 14
I just don't think you'd understand.
organicmtdew 0
91, you win King Of Comments for the week!!!
Freeze_fml 17
Play some blaring loud Miley Cyrus shit in return.
EnEl_Infierno 15
They'd probably like that, I'd suggest blast some Rebecca Black, hell might even make them move out.
Freeze_fml 17
Alas, it's Saturday. Her cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit should be good enough to scare any neighbor away.
Enslaved 38
Hello...hello...how low.
acml09 2
Lol true or her cover of I Love Rock N Roll will make anyone get off the face of the Earth.
lindseyluvszac 4
Turn that shit off
Hi_I_am_Q 0
Your an idiot...
ArentICute 0
No, YOU'RE an idiot.
stephan18 23
No, YOU!
hellbilly205 17
No you
dazza32101 3
NO ME!!!! Oh Crap!
kitsune3 20
lmao. way to end the argument.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Are they still considered hillbillies if they live in a place such as an apartment complex?
humorizer 14
For more information, read my earlier post.
sunrise1234 3
upperclass hillbillies
StoryOfTheYear 15
10- Earlier post? You were threadjacking. Lol.
Freeze_fml 17
@10 - Or try replying in the right place, you ******* idiot.
Enslaved 38
"The Beverly Hillbillies" lived in a mansion.(:
StoryOfTheYear 15
Lol Enslaved. Shhh
Freeze_fml 17
That's TV for you.
Enslaved 38
It's just like "you can take the person out of the ghetto but can't take the ghetto out of the person". I'd say it's the same in the hillbilly's case.(: No?
bengermin 5
I'd say rednecks would buy one and play Billy Ray Cyrus. You rarely see hillbillies. ...but I'm from south Alabama, you don't have to take my word for it.
_streets_ 19
Haha that is awesome. Just play some really loud heavy metal music.
btstig 11
LMFAO!!!! You can take the trailer out the park but .....
ciarafox9 9
You can't take the park out of the trailer....??
killercole85 0
Wtf
btstig 11
You got me on that one 59. Sounded good at 2 this morning.
beaglegun2009 4
We don't all live in frekin trailers I am a hillbilly and I live in a 3 story house! Y'all are just a bunch of stereotypes!
that1chick7 0
113- ... They're not stereotypes, but are stereotyping... And I'm from northern Arkansas and have never met a hillbilly, just a thousand rednecks.
Skinner13 9
R u Irish??? U look Irish...don't worry I'm Irish to but I don't have red hair I'm a blonde...and ya I know this is random...
LarRy_PokR_ 0
At least their not singing Friday