By 5.9Cummins - 11/09/2011 03:18 - Canada

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 315
You deserved it 3 417

Same thing different taste

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Play some blaring loud Miley Cyrus shit in return.


Impossible! Trailers don't have more than one floor! Ergo, they aren't hillbillies.

kings1fan 6

Have you seen Ashton Kutchers trailer? That trailer is 3 stories!

enonymous 8

Therapistdownstairs does not know when to have a good time. Hopefully Miley is up next for you so you can sing a long

enonymous 8

SoTY you don't know every word to every Miley song? Foreshame

OP should practice singing, if you can't beat 'em, out sing them!

Fight back rock out to lady gaga that should get to them

hellbilly205 17

I dont see a problem with this FML i love achy breaky heart.

crazychick1269 7

StoryOfTheYear is making fun of you. In your context you MEANT "sing along," as in "sing with." The way you wrote it is more like "Sing a long song," but missing the noun at the end, which would indicate what the long thing you were singing is.

Don't play that song, that achy breaky song

Where the hell does it say anything about Miley?

gmc_blossom 21

103- Billy Ray Cyrus sings "Achy Breaky Heart". He is also Miley's father. -_-

Seabeast1000 4

GOD BLESS REDNECKS! and yeah join them mr. 5.9 cummins

tjv3 10

So since your neighbors Hank and Peggy Hill does that make you Khan?? "Are you Chinese or Japanese ?" lol

Stop trying to sound smart. You are only making yourself sound like a dumbass.

94- Nice confederate flag you goddamned hick.

oh my therapist is downstaires? yay thank god u found him!

kings1fan 6

If you can't beat them join them!

sxe_beast 11

Hope she doesn't have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!

kitsune3 20

Your comment made me laugh so hard that I became light-headed. Oh god, I can feel the blood rushing to my head...

sniperkit 10

Or, alternatively, if you can't beat them then arrange to have them beaten.

Next time you see them just ask them to use it at reasonable times.

Play some blaring loud Miley Cyrus shit in return.

EnEl_Infierno 15

They'd probably like that, I'd suggest blast some Rebecca Black, hell might even make them move out.

Alas, it's Saturday. Her cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit should be good enough to scare any neighbor away.

Lol true or her cover of I Love Rock N Roll will make anyone get off the face of the Earth.

Are they still considered hillbillies if they live in a place such as an apartment complex?

For more information, read my earlier post.

10- Earlier post? You were threadjacking. Lol.

@10 - Or try replying in the right place, you ******* idiot.

"The Beverly Hillbillies" lived in a mansion.(:

It's just like "you can take the person out of the ghetto but can't take the ghetto out of the person". I'd say it's the same in the hillbilly's case.(: No?

bengermin 5

I'd say rednecks would buy one and play Billy Ray Cyrus. You rarely see hillbillies. ...but I'm from south Alabama, you don't have to take my word for it.

Haha that is awesome. Just play some really loud heavy metal music.

btstig 11

LMFAO!!!! You can take the trailer out the park but .....

You can't take the park out of the trailer....??

btstig 11

You got me on that one 59. Sounded good at 2 this morning.

We don't all live in frekin trailers I am a hillbilly and I live in a 3 story house! Y'all are just a bunch of stereotypes!

113- ... They're not stereotypes, but are stereotyping... And I'm from northern Arkansas and have never met a hillbilly, just a thousand rednecks.

R u Irish??? U look Irish...don't worry I'm Irish to but I don't have red hair I'm a blonde...and ya I know this is random...