Hot lava from both ends

By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 901
You deserved it 62

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Thtas why you sit on the toilet and then have the trash can in front of you

My sympathies! After having had food poisoning myself I learned to make sure there was always a plastic garbage can next to the toilet that can hold liquid. In an emergency - put ass on the toilet, mouth over the garbage can. That way both ends are covered.

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My sympathies! After having had food poisoning myself I learned to make sure there was always a plastic garbage can next to the toilet that can hold liquid. In an emergency - put ass on the toilet, mouth over the garbage can. That way both ends are covered.

Thtas why you sit on the toilet and then have the trash can in front of you

hope you feel better