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Hot lava from both ends

By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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Tuesday 30 March 2021 22:50

Thtas why you sit on the toilet and then have the trash can in front of you

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Tuesday 30 March 2021 21:02

My sympathies! After having had food poisoning myself I learned to make sure there was always a plastic garbage can next to the toilet that can hold liquid. In an emergency - put ass on the toilet, mouth over the garbage can. That way both ends are covered.

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Tuesday 30 March 2021 21:02

My sympathies! After having had food poisoning myself I learned to make sure there was always a plastic garbage can next to the toilet that can hold liquid. In an emergency - put ass on the toilet, mouth over the garbage can. That way both ends are covered.

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Tuesday 30 March 2021 22:50

Thtas why you sit on the toilet and then have the trash can in front of you

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Wednesday 31 March 2021 3:28

hope you feel better

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