FML : Keeping it in the family!

Keeping it in the family!

Today, we got the results of our family's ancestry DNA tests. My father isn't related to me, but my grandfather is still my grandfather. Apparently grandma cheated on grandpa to get 'dad', and my mother cheated on 'dad' with my 'uncle' to get me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Franklin - / Thursday 1 February 2018 05:00 / United States - Fairbanks

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7593533 - Thursday 1 February 2018 15:55

I feel like in OP's situation, the DNA test stands for "Do Not Ask!"

By chessu | 21

#7593520 - Thursday 1 February 2018 15:38

Were none of these people aware of you taking the test? Your grandma, mum and dad/uncle? How would they even let it go this far! Sucks to be your 'dad' though! I'd love a follow up.

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By NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#7590511 - Thursday 25 January 2018 1:40

Like mother like daughter I guess.

jkjorn | 12

#7593512 - Thursday 1 February 2018 15:13

daughter-in-law, I think.. but with this bunch, who knows?

By Devilish_delight | 8

#7593519 - Thursday 1 February 2018 15:34

Maybe your grandmother gave her the idea.

By chessu | 21

#7593520 - Thursday 1 February 2018 15:38

Were none of these people aware of you taking the test? Your grandma, mum and dad/uncle? How would they even let it go this far! Sucks to be your 'dad' though! I'd love a follow up.

T3chie | 13

#7593616 - Thursday 1 February 2018 19:13

Well he/she would probably have to know at some point, so they probably figured they might as well find out now since apparently there was an interest. At least the person now has an interesting story at parties or something 😂

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7593533 - Thursday 1 February 2018 15:55

I feel like in OP's situation, the DNA test stands for "Do Not Ask!"

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7593540 - Thursday 1 February 2018 16:20

So, this shows how the cheaters gene get passed on from generations to generations?

By deadman93 | 7

#7593545 - Thursday 1 February 2018 16:27

ah the ol Kentucky interfamily gene swap hits again

By RichardPencil | 25

#7593546 - Thursday 1 February 2018 16:30

So, in your family, the monogamy gene is in the “junk DNA” section?

By molly__b_ | 6

#7593585 - Thursday 1 February 2018 18:17

He must live in the south

By sixtus1973 | 24

#7593608 - Thursday 1 February 2018 19:00

If your mother's husband was the result of adultery he would be the half-brother of your uncle/dad and you would be related to him. Since you are not related to him your 'father' might be adopted.

By manb91uk | 21

#7593624 - Thursday 1 February 2018 19:36

I am so fucking confused!

RichardPencil | 25

#7593631 - Thursday 1 February 2018 19:55

“Fucking confused” appears to be this family’s favorite pastime.

Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#7593795 - Friday 2 February 2018 1:10

Grandma cheated, resulting in one child from grandpa (OP’s uncle) and one illegitimate child (OP’s “Dad”). OP’s mother cheated with OP’s uncle. His uncle being grandpa’s son and OP’s real dad, so he is related to grandpa.