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'nuff said.
I think OP will enjoy the moo-ve :D
Today I read the shortest FML I've ever looked at. And it made little sense! FML.
This was hard to select on an iPod.
No prob here either selecting this on my iPhone and I've got fat fingers...
Why?...
So he could post a stupid FML. :D
prob hes poor.?$$
OP, I accept your application. Just don't touch the midget in the corner. He's pretty pissed about being moved out of the basement.
Just about EVERYTHING.
He's trying out this new religious thing. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
That would be so fun! Just make sure NEVER to have a flame in there!
Beats the streets.
iTroll :D
You have to apply for that?!?!
You can sing Old mcDonalds farm every night without sounding like a dick.
e i e i ewwwwwwww
Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."
****. I just realized the question is wrong. It's "were you raised in a barn?" So much for being witty. I'm going to bed.
Sanity? What is that?
I've never had any to begin with.
That would actually kind of kick ass to be able to say that to someone and not be sarcastic
I think the shortest so far is: Today, Michael Jackson died, FML I COULD be wrong though. That's the shortest I remember.
Did you try the white house?
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Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."
Why?...