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Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."

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OP, I accept your application. Just don't touch the midget in the corner. He's pretty pissed about being moved out of the basement.

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6- I no rite that's what I was thinkin, I wudnt have applied, I wudve told the animals to move over and make room lmao!!

Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."

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Fuck. I just realized the question is wrong. It's "were you raised in a barn?" So much for being witty. I'm going to bed.

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You could have saved this one. If someone says ,"Were you born in a barn?," you could reply, "No, but I was rejected from living in one. The neighbors complained of the smell."

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I think the shortest so far is: Today, Michael Jackson died, FML I COULD be wrong though. That's the shortest I remember.

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