By Anonymous - 23/08/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 334
You deserved it 8 627

Same thing different taste

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Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."


denvan 0

Today I read the shortest FML I've ever looked at. And it made little sense! FML.

tmmundy 17

# 89...I couldn't agree more. it took me a couple tries and I have small

Randuhh_17 4

I'm it the first try!...:)

No prob here either selecting this on my iPhone and I've got fat fingers...

avatar0810 15

What's wrong with living in a barn?

OP, I accept your application. Just don't touch the midget in the corner. He's pretty pissed about being moved out of the basement.

crazychick1269 7
QueenQuay77 10

nothing is wrong wit living in a barn especially if u like to keep the door open

He's trying out this new religious thing. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

That would be so fun! Just make sure NEVER to have a flame in there!

Majstr 23
QueenQuay77 10

6- I no rite that's what I was thinkin, I wudnt have applied, I wudve told the animals to move over and make room lmao!!

You can sing Old mcDonalds farm every night without sounding like a dick.

Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."

****. I just realized the question is wrong. It's "were you raised in a barn?" So much for being witty. I'm going to bed.

BelleBelle_fml 11

It's ok, we all have our temporary lapses in sanity. Some just last longer than others...

BelleBelle_fml 11

I can't remember, it's been so long...

That would actually kind of kick ass to be able to say that to someone and not be sarcastic

perdix 29

You could have saved this one. If someone says ,"Were you born in a barn?," you could reply, "No, but I was rejected from living in one. The neighbors complained of the smell."

kings1fan 6

Today, I posted the shortest FML ever.

I think the shortest so far is: Today, Michael Jackson died, FML I COULD be wrong though. That's the shortest I remember.

BelleBelle_fml 11