By Anonymous - 23/08/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 8 618

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Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."


denvan 0

When you get it sing BINGO

I think OP will enjoy the moo-ve :D

Today I read the shortest FML I've ever looked at. And it made little sense! FML.

This was hard to select on an iPod.

tmmundy 17

# 89...I couldn't agree more. it took me a couple tries and I have small

Randuhh_17 4

I'm it the first try!...:)

No prob here either selecting this on my iPhone and I've got fat fingers...

So he could post a stupid FML. :D

prob hes poor.?$$

avatar0810 15

What's wrong with living in a barn?

OP, I accept your application. Just don't touch the midget in the corner. He's pretty pissed about being moved out of the basement.

crazychick1269 7

#26... everything

Just about EVERYTHING.

QueenQuay77 10

nothing is wrong wit living in a barn especially if u like to keep the door open

He's trying out this new religious thing. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

That would be so fun! Just make sure NEVER to have a flame in there!

You have to apply for that?!?!

Majstr 23

To make an ass of yourself.

QueenQuay77 10

6- I no rite that's what I was thinkin, I wudnt have applied, I wudve told the animals to move over and make room lmao!!

You can sing Old mcDonalds farm every night without sounding like a dick.

e i e i ewwwwwwww

Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."

Fuck. I just realized the question is wrong. It's "were you raised in a barn?" So much for being witty. I'm going to bed.

BelleBelle_fml 11

It's ok, we all have our temporary lapses in sanity. Some just last longer than others...

Sanity? What is that?

BelleBelle_fml 11

I can't remember, it's been so long...

I've never had any to begin with.

That would actually kind of kick ass to be able to say that to someone and not be sarcastic

perdix 29

You could have saved this one. If someone says ,"Were you born in a barn?," you could reply, "No, but I was rejected from living in one. The neighbors complained of the smell."

kings1fan 6

Today, I posted the shortest FML ever.

I think the shortest so far is: Today, Michael Jackson died, FML I COULD be wrong though. That's the shortest I remember.

BelleBelle_fml 11

21- That was a sad day. :(

Did you try the white house?

make the most of it. make it pretty, too! c:

ya pose on the tractor.