About Cjw1220

So, I figure since I have nothing interesting to say, I will just end this now. Or maybe now. You might as well stop reading this. This has absolutely no purpose that can be in anyway beneficial to you. Would you care to explain why you are still reading? Okay, since you obviously do not want to stop reading, I will end this now. Good day. I said good day! Dammit. You are the reason that gunpowder was invented. The Chinese had a premonition that it would be needed at some point in the early Twenty-First century. They were right. You know, for you. Because we would have to deal with you... and such. Well, whatevs. Later Gator.

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