By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada 3 1 20 25 Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 361 You deserved it 6 078 Tweet Share
Shut up By brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States 9 2 12 38 Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML I agree, your life sucks 67 534 You deserved it 7 532 Tweet Share